What will you do:

That moment when you pay your house rent through mobile phone app and after 15minutes you receive an MTN alert
saying:

"Dear customer, thank you for subscribing to our
7years 76,000GB for 300,000.

Your data will expire on
12/08/2022"

Simple....
Sell off the data and retrieve 1/3 of the money.....

that phone 'll be my new abode

For starters I doubt empty hen will give you 76GB for said amount. Bunch of capitalists.

that's when u realise that MTN and ya landlord r in cahorts cos u slept with wife plus an instant "sms will follow saying the mbs will expire in 30 mins thanx for using mtn"

that's when u realise that MTN and ya landlord r in cahorts cos u slept with his wife plus an instant sms will follow saying, "the mbs will expire in 30 mins thanx for using mtn"

#worstday