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Develop A Conversation by agent0(m): 9:22pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
Using 2 or more celebs, Here's one between NFL stars Dan Marino and Joe Montana: Dan: Hey, how ya doin Joe? Joe: Not bad Dan, how about you? Dan: Pretty good, I was just over at nfl.com looking up my stats and reassuring myself that I am the best. Joe: *Polishes one super bowl ring* oh really? That's cool Dan. Dan: Now, cmon Joe, why do you have to do that? Joe: do what Dan? Dan: Clean your ring in front of me. You know that hurts me and burns me up inside. Joe: Well, why didn't you go out and get one yourself? Dan: Cause you beat me in the super bowl! Joe: Yeah one year out of the 17 you played. Dan: But, that was my only chance! Joe: Hey Dan. The great ones take advantage of the moment and get their ring or rings in my case. Dan: But if you gave me your team I could've won 6 super bowls! Joe: How would having my team stop you from throwing interceptions in the playoffs? You're telling me you could've driven down field when we down 16-13 and drove 92 yards for a TD in a pressure packed situation? Dan: Well, I could've at least TRIED to do it. Joe: *pats dan on the back* It's ok Danny. You could've TRIED. I actually went out and did it. Dan: I passed for 5,000 yards Joe! Joe: What? oh yeah, yeah, good job Dan. Dan: Maybe if Shula ran the ball more than 10 times a game and had a Defense i would have had 5 Rings!!! Joe: Woulda Coulda Shoulda, *Laughs to himself* Dan: I know i could kick your Arse!!! Joe: Maybe you can "Ginny" Dan: Atleast i dont look like Barry Manilow, *Slaps his knee laughing* Joe: *Puts on his ring, as he pulls another one out of his pocket* Do you want to talk stats Dan? Dan: *Stops Laughing* Yea Joe lets talk some stats!!! Joe: I'm known to many as the "The Comeback Kid," I engineered 31 fourth quarter comebacks in my magnificent NFL career. I brought the 49ers (26 times) and the Chiefs (5 times) back from fourth quarter deficits to dramatic wins! How many did you have? Dan:37, *laughs again* Joe: You threw 111 more picks than i did, *laughs and mumbles, Laces out* Dan: I also threw the ball 3000 more times, *as he curses Shula and bangs his knee* Joe: .How many rushing TD's Danny boy? Dan: Ummm 9 or 10, I'm a QB not a RB, *Starts to pout as he drops to a knee* Joe: It's 9 Dan and i have 20*Opens his Zipper* Dan: Can you wear your Rings as you pull my hair Joe? Joe: Yes DannyPoo, Tell me who your Daddy is? Dan*As he looks up at the Master* " You are Joe"! |
Re: Develop A Conversation by agent0(m): 9:25pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
Here is a convo that Lord Manning (Peyton Manning), just had with that scrub QB (Tom Brady) on the Patriots. His name always escapes me because he's so bad. Loser Scrub: Hey Peyton! How you doin today? Lord Manning: Not bad, what's your name again? Loser Scrub: Tom. Lord Manning: Oh yes yes, Tom, *mumbles* sissy. Tom: What was that? Lord Manning: Oh, uh, nothing. So how's your stats lookin' Tom? LOL not anywhere near my level. Tom: Actually, Lord Manning, my stats from 2005 are very very similar to yours in 1999. Lord Manning: What are you talking about?!?!?! I am Lord Manning! The media told me you don't HAVE stats! The media is all over my nuts and they really could give 2 craps about you. Tom: With all due respect to you Lord Manning sir, I have 3 super bowl rings and was named MVP twice. On top of that, I am on pace for over 300 tds passing, which is more than Elway, and over 50,000 yards passing. I have stats and 3 rings, sort of like my friend Joe Montana. Lord Manning: But super bowl rings are very stupid and pointless. Tom: Please explain this one to me. Lord Manning: You see, you have to polish your rings in the offseason, which takes away from practice time. You also have to play until the first weekend in February. I myself much rather prefer to lose in the divisional round or wild card weekend because then I have more time off between seasons. I have more time to practice. If I played until February, cleaning my rings would take away from practice time. We all know I'm all about perfection so I need practice time. I don't have time to win some silly little trophy with a football on the top of it. Tom: Well, at least you threw 49 touchdown passes. I loved the game against detroit where you threw 6 and blew em out 41-9. How can I become as great as you, Lord Manning? Lord Manning: *pats tom on the back* that is impossible. Only Lord Manning is as great as Lord Manning. You can keep your super bowl rings. Me? I go for statistics. I am the God of football. Tom: but I have statistics too O Lord, Lord Manning: *sticks fingers in ears* lalalalalallalala I can't hear you!!!!! |
Re: Develop A Conversation by mukina2: 9:31pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
mukina- hey you you . .hey mukina to be continued |
Re: Develop A Conversation by jaybaby(f): 10:10pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
Oh come Jay Oh not ur Baby |
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