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When Your Cup Don Full For God Hand by Ten12(m): 8:18pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
Can a Man ever do a wrong Transaction with God? My friend invited me to his church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row. When it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out as usual N20.00 from my pocket and dropped it inside d offering basket . Just then the man behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me 3 notes of 1000.I smiled, so generous. Then majestically, I looked around and called back d usher and put the 3k in the basket and passed it on. Then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention my dear'' be more careful next time, d money fell from your pocket ... ...." Whaaaat!!!!!? "Usher please wait, it is a wrong transaction!!!! |
Re: When Your Cup Don Full For God Hand by Mrjo(m): 8:25pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
I don die |
Re: When Your Cup Don Full For God Hand by Ten12(m): 8:41pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
Mrjo: |
Re: When Your Cup Don Full For God Hand by Luizkid(m): 8:47pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
must confess i've read it b4 but this is damn funny 1 Like |
Re: When Your Cup Don Full For God Hand by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
Re: When Your Cup Don Full For God Hand by engrMikemd(m): 9:15pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
de javu Jesus is coming soon |
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