24 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE CYBERCAFE

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with. .

6. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

7. Light candles around your terminal before starting.

8. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. .

9. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

10. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.

11. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Grind some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.

12. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.

13. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.

14. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.

15. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.

16. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.

17. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.

18. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

19. Stare at the screen of the person next to you, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.

20 Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.

21. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hangup before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.

22. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.

23. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

24. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.

jummiee:


7. Light candles around your terminal before starting.

U wont be allowed to do that...

jummiee:

8. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. .

16. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.

23. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

This should surely work. But if u r unlucky...u will meet urself at the psychiatry.

jummiee:



9. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

17. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.


19. Stare at the screen of the person next to you, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.

Dem never beat u b4?

Can i get oxygen?

This sh!T is funny! I am gonna do some at my school computer center! hehehehehe/..... OMG this is funny!

6. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

7. Light candles around your terminal before starting.

Loved those ones.

jummiee:

24 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE  CYBERCAFE

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

16. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.

17. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.


19. Stare at the screen of the person next to you, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.

24. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.

ooooo! this is sooooo funny! oh my! I found these ones the funniest!  i'd like to see the look on someon elses's face if any of that happends to them.  i loved #4 and 24 the most. Jummiee, you funny, crazy you

hehehehehehehahahahahaha *chokes and splutters*

doctor..i need my inhaler..gosh dat was f-u-n-n-y

. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.

l bursted out laughing in my skool library ......people taught l was crazy when l read this part.........lgood job ochool

i wish i was there to see how u laughed. i can't believe i missed that!

this stuff is really funny.....nice one u got me laughing out my ribs.
jeeeeeeessssssssss am going crazy someone help me.

jummiee:

24 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE CYBERCAFE

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with. .

6. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

7. Light candles around your terminal before starting.

8. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. .

9. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

10. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.

11. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Grind some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.

12. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.


16. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.

go do am 4 lag u go no say mad man get grade as[b] goodguy[/b] if na lie

this has got to be the funniest thread on this site. hilarious. i think this topic should win the award for funniest topic. does any1 second my opinion?

jummiee:

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

8. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. .

10. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.

11. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Grind some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.

12. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.

13. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.

16. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.


3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

9. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.


5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with. .


17. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.

18. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

19. Stare at the screen of the person next to you, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.

23. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

24. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.

Try all these and they'll probably start wondering when mad men started using computers.

go find a job and get busy
or else u will find yourself in Police net. and to come out will be like the dead coming back to life

@holyghost. FIRE!!! that wasnt nice. we on naira try to loosen up sometimes,its all for fun.

keep it up jummie. really very funny.

That was cool...

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with. .

6. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

7. Light candles around your terminal before starting.

But you could get in trouble for doing any of these.

This is surely crazy, and I am sure it all depends on where you are doing all these.

If you are very familair at the cafe,I am certain that they'll understand that's it's Full Moon for you.....

I will like to meet this jumiee gal...you're da booomb!

Na to first call EFCC for you then paramedics straight to Yaba "Left Side"

Very funny, bata no try am for lagos cafe, especially at FESTAC

@Jumiee all this things you are saying don't ever try it Oh! Cos they will pannel beat you.
Imagine Unpluging their keyboard, Spitting on your Neighbours feet. Wow!! u will be gone without mearcy. Ahhahahahahah!!..................

nai m b say, dem go chain u, carry u go psychia.

hey jummiee, thats real fun u got there, i like that but, beware guys just for fun never try it cos if u do, ...OMG u r dead shit especially in my cyber cafe where i work...

i am a mancho in my cafe myself, i will personally put u on a straightline

jummiee keep it up.

kool dat was nice ..........................................................................................................
but dont try it.

O boy i don die ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh.This joke na correct keep it up.

LMAO, really funny.

That's off the hook!!! lmao! more off that guy

Ah! Ah! ah!
I think dats really kool except before u do up to 10 of those things they would ve called the psychiatrist home and as u re getting out of that room, they are smuggling u to the hospital.

very funny.
nice joke. though some of the things might land you in prison.

very funny

funnish