1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the mid-night and ask you, are you sleeping? Answer: no, I'm picking beans to cook.

2. When its raining and someone notices you going out, yet they ask; are you going out in this rain? Answer: no, in the next one....,rubbish!

3. You're making out with a girl, then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do? Answer: i want to wash them for you...,haha! can u imagine!

4. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl..,ehe nah!

5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up? Answer: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down and get me.

6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask him; are those flowers? Answer :no baby, they're carrots!

7. You're in the toilet and you locked the door, someone knocks on the door asking; is anyone there? Answer: No! it is shit that locked the door.lol

8. You're in queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks; what are you doing here? Answer: i'm here to pay my school fees!p Punk.

9. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping? Answer:No, I'm practising to die. hiss

10. You are cleaning ur room with a brush and someone asks are u sweeping? Answer: No, am teaching the brush how to dance. .

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A lady with a high heel mistaking steps on you feet and says "sorry did I hurt you?" Answer: Nope I enjoyed it, lets do that again

U fell into a ditch and broke ur leg.and u sat on d ground feelin d pains. The next thing u saw ppl sorroundin u and tellin u oh sori,op its nt paining you. Jst tell them I'm jst spreadin out my legs for air to blow on

You finally reach the counter after standing on d queue foe hours then the teller asks you ''can i help you?'' of course not,i stood on the queue for hours just to come 'n say hi...

You finally reach the counter after standing on d queue for hours then the teller asks you ''can i help you?'' of course not,i stood on the queue for hours just to come 'n say hi...

You enter a restaurant and the waiter asks ''you want a table?'' no,just serve me on d floor...ehn!