Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,832 members, 7,956,149 topics. Date: Monday, 23 September 2024 at 05:43 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / My Book Of Punography(pun Yo Mind)! (1356 Views)
(very Hillarious) Pun Story: “tear Here” By Facebook User, Don Al-malik / Huncho's Book Of Jokes / Jarizod's Book Of Jokes (2) (3) (4)
My Book Of Punography(pun Yo Mind)! by Nofuckgiven: 8:52pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
Creative puns by my humble self, pun lovers can also add( no plagiarism). I can smell it from a mile lol Let the fun begin peeps 1. Joe was stuck in traffic and his friend passed by saw him and said," seems your are in joepaddy." 2. Key stole from a bank and was arrested the next day. Policeman told him,"you really should have stayed LOW,KEY!" 3. If towels ever told jokes,they would have a dry sense of humor 4. What brand of wine.do you take when walking? Johnny Walker. 5.I used to be indecisive but now I am no longer sure. 6. What did the blanket say before it hit the ground? Oh sheet!! 7. I didnt fall for you,I was fuc.king tripping! 8. It was an emotional wedding,the cake was in tiers! Feel free to add yours,more coming up |
Re: My Book Of Punography(pun Yo Mind)! by Nofuckgiven: 3:43am On Jan 31, 2017 |
9. Why did the veterinarian go out into the rain? It was raining cats and dogs. 10. You: Who made the round table? Me: Sir Cumference. 11. Which snake is exactly 3.14cm long? π thon 13. Did you know what happened to the chef? He pasta way 14. Who wants to hear a sodium joke? Na What of a sodium bromide joke? NaBro 15. I hate when people ask me what I would be doing 3 years from now,I mean I don't have vision 2020. More to come, stay tuned |
Re: My Book Of Punography(pun Yo Mind)! by Nofuckgiven: 4:00am On Jan 31, 2017 |
16. Saw two construction workers sitting together and laughing,guess what they are building? Friendship 17. Man: You are the most average girl here! Girl: Wow! You are mean! Man: No you are. 18. There is a fine line between a denominator and numerator. Only a fraction of people would find this funny 19. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing,they just waved 20. Sent you ten puns to make you laugh but none in-ten-did! ( only a genius would get the last joke) More coming up......... 2 Likes |
Re: My Book Of Punography(pun Yo Mind)! by Nofuckgiven: 12:12am On Feb 07, 2017 |
21. Me: Are those mountains looking funny? Friend: Yes,they are hill areas (duh as in hilarious) 22. Whenever I get nak.ed in the bathroom,the shower gets turned on! 23. Anytime I see someone rushing, I always wonder if they have Russian roots 24. Where are mathematicians buried? A symmetry 25. Do Hungarians ever get satisfied after eating? Hmmm,donno 26. Receptionist: Doctor,there is a man here to see you,he says he is invisible. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Stay tuned..... |
Re: My Book Of Punography(pun Yo Mind)! by san316(m): 9:48am On Feb 07, 2017 |
Cool puns 1 Like |
(1) (Reply)
Funny Picture ; Somewhere In Hall 5, UNICAL / National Association Of Say No To Mathematics / Cock-a-doodle-doo
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 11 |