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Who Wan Die by ISAACOLOYEDE(m): 3:12pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
*WHO WAN DIE?* _ *Police:* Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars? - *Me:* Here they are. - *Police:* They are incomplete. - *Me:* Check them well, they are complete - *Police:* Do u want to teach me my work? By the way where u dey come from by this time of the night? - *Me:* I go burial - *Police:* Who die? - *Me:* Na one Policeman - *Police:* Wetin kill am? - *Me:* He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die. - *Police:* Na ur friend? - *Me:* No - *Police :* Your relation? - *Me:* No - *Police:* Wetin you come go do for the burial? - *Me:* I go remove the money from the dead man hand. - *Police:* Wetin concern you for the matter - *Me:* Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju *(The policeman was staring at me now)* - *Me:* Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find u something make u let me dey go. - *Police:* Police is ur friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day. - *Me:* Thank u same to u |
Re: Who Wan Die by darbeelicous(f): 3:27pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
haaaah.......... "police izs your friend" 1 Like |
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