Where was God when this happened?
Oh, I forgot God was playing with his 3inch flaccid diick.
He used all the semen he had to impregnate Mary, so since then, he's been running on a flaccid diick, his slackened balls battling with gravity they can barely hold.

This just proves one thing: Satan is greater and more powerful than God, and has a bigger diick. Satan outsmarted yahweh in heaven, and here on earth, before the viewing spectators, he is beating the shiit outta God. God must be softer than Hitler's bitch_

As from today, I declare myself a satanist. Praise be to lucifer.

May God have mercy on you