An English man, a Scotsman and Irishman are all to give speeches
to the Deaf Association and are keen to give a good impression to
their audience.
The Englishman goes first and, to the surprise of his coll-
eagues, start by rubbing his chest and then his groin. when he
finishes, the Scotsman and Irishman asks him what he said.
'Well,' he explained, 'by rubbing my chest I indicated
breasts, and thus ladies, and rubbing my grion I indicated balls
and thus, gentlemen. So my speech started - "Ladies and Gentle-
men , "'.
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to
himself, 'I'll go one better than that bastard,' and started his
speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his
head while aslo rubbing his chest and groin. When he finished,
his colleagues asked him what he had said.
'Well,' he explained, ' by imitating antlers and then rub-
bing my chest and groin I started the speech by saying - "Dear
Ladies and Gentlemen , "'.
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to him-
self, 'I'll go even further than those two bastards,' and started
his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his
chest and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he
finished, one of his colleagues asked him what he was doing.
'Well,' he explained, ' by imitating antlers, rubbing my
chest, then my groin and masturbating I was starting my speech by
saying - "Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it give me the great pleasure , "'.

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