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The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by xynerise: 12:53pm On Dec 06, 2009 |
. Back then in school I lived with 2 of my friends in a 2 bedroom apartment and we usually take turn to cook. The day it was my turn to cook I had cold and catarrh but they still ask me to cook. I was almost through and as I open the pot to taste my soup, the hot vapour entered my nostril and a drop of huge catarrh entered the soup. I yelled ''damnn!''. They heard me and asked ''what is that?'' They were in the sitting room. I said nothing just a burn of the hot pot. What I did was turned the soup and the catarrh afterall they are draw soup. I served them and they hailed me saying '' you are the best cook'' I smile and said in my mind '' the secret is maggi catarrh''. I told them 2weeks later and that was the last day I prepared food in that house. I was banned. |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by gidson12(m): 1:50pm On Dec 06, 2009 |
are u sure u didn't also prepare that 4 ur family |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by kodylicky(f): 10:33am On Dec 07, 2009 |
disgusting!!! |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by Ben13: 11:35am On Dec 07, 2009 |
wicked thing |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by xynerise: 1:43pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
@kody-licky and bend10. Thanks for the compliment. . If you were among those that ate that food I think my name should be super cook. . I didnt even eat with them and never tasted the soup till it finish. I was given excuses that it can cause me to get malaria. . |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by Nobody: 1:45pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
ewwwww that is so wicked chai. |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by xynerise: 5:07pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Wicked? Is there any harm in drinking/eating catarrh? For your info that is kids butter |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by xynerise: 5:11pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Did I say I did it on purpose? I cant throw the soup away just because of a drop of butter. |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by Ben13: 5:15pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
xynerise: but you didn't eat it |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by dani1luv: 5:17pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
LOL |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by xynerise: 5:34pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
@Bend 10. Like they say '' what you dont know wont harm you''. They dont know what was inside and didnt feel any harm, but I eat it, definately I know I will vomit. |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by koolchicco: 6:44pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
xynerise: Na so? Ok don't worry, One day imma make u some 'sp'. . yogurts. |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by dani1luv: 6:53pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
^^Shutup. . Aproko |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by koolchicco: 6:58pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Mind how u talk to me, abi u neva hia say I get single bone? |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by dani1luv: 7:14pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Abeg I bin dun ready 4 action tday. . Find my troble wia i bin keep am first. . |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by xynerise: 12:19pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
Oya make una go brush teeth before una go pour spit for my soup |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by dani1luv: 5:25pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
Dey talk as if na u cook the stew |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by gidson12(m): 5:57pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
Nonsense |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by dani1luv: 5:59pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
Your joke nor beta pass dis one |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by Ben13: 6:21pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
oya clear enter brt lane |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by dani1luv: 6:27pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
Na the only one wey you sabi b dat |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by naijababe2(f): 8:16am On Dec 11, 2009 |
DAmnnnnn |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by Ben13: 9:04am On Dec 11, 2009 |
mere imaginations |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by etaurus(m): 11:20am On Dec 11, 2009 |
@ Poster Fink u ate the soup too, right? |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by clemcykul(f): 11:55am On Dec 11, 2009 |
next time poster, mix ur catarrgh with pap |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by Ben13: 12:01pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
That was your breakfast. Right? winch. |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by clemcykul(f): 12:09pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
oh no! winchie i dont drink catargh like u |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by kodylicky(f): 2:24pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
ok guys u can continue after i m done eating |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by Ben13: 3:26pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
LOL you must be with a similar food there. Happy eating. |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by kodylicky(f): 3:33pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
pukes on Ben |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by Abbeycity4(f): 3:41pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
Re: The Last Ingredient In My Pot Of Soup. by Basildon1(m): 3:49pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
xynerise:OMDZZZZ!!!!! , the whole story is funny to death, Best Nairaland Joker |
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