O.T Genesis: How far guy, you don finish your clearance ?
Rick Ross: Guy…me neva finsh, I just want start ni oo.
O.T Genesis: Na Gate 1…I day stroll go now, I wan go start my own.
Rick Ross: Okay na bye bye, that one no mean say make you first me enter heaven.
O.T Genesis: See you, me wey don enter heaven finish, all the necessary requirement way them need day my file for here. Na today, I wan finish everything.
Rick Ross: Okay later, I wan go check my name for Gate 2 whether senate don clear me.
O.T Genesis: Okay na.

Gate 1:
Angel Michael: Ejoo nitori OIohun, Observe Decorum, Decorum please.
Chris Brown: Oga, no day tell us. Decorum….yo no when I don reach here
Tyga: Ore mi, leave ma…if no be say na their base we day, I for don thug am now.
Chris Brwon: Angel Michael…answer us joor.
Tyga: Shey na because we day put Angel for your name…Ogbeni Michael, e be like say yo no know who I be…okay, enter ‘Earthigram’ make you run look my profile, you no day fear Gees abi.
Chris Brown: T…leave am, yo no say Baba God don do announcement say e know want noise.
Future: Abeg Tyga, I day your back o, I wan run go collect my forgiveness letter from Ciara, abeg no allow person enter my line o.
Tyga: Okay, I got you man.
(YBNL gang walks in)
Olamide: Ewaa, ema lo shebi werey nibi bia….awa pepperdemgang ti de ooo.
Kesh: Awon no mo na, nigbati wo’ofe skiboroboribo nibi.
(DMW goons walks in)
Davido: Badoo, how far, yo here already…Yo know show for that concert now?
Badoo: No be my fault o, as I day enter the jet like this, na him Angel Gabriel blow trumphet.
Mayorkun: Egbon Nla, na Angel Gabriel day come so ooo….see am…as e day fly like those Edo girls.
DJ Khaled: Yo Africans can shade, Mehn..i mean WTF We Americans, We the Best.

(Angel Gabriel flies in, about to make an announcement……If you hear yo name, come to the front, am attending to you today, no time to check time, as you all know a day here is ten thousand years on the earth. So let’s start, by evening we’ll be through, this clearance will be streamed life at all gates for transparent screening)
Angel Gabriel: O.T Genesis.
O.T Genesis: On my way.
Angel Gabriel: Oya, thumbprint…(O.T Genesis…thumbprints, his Identification is revealed as Olawale Taiwo Genesis.
Jay Z: WTF? So yo African..man
O.T Genesis: Cut it, Cut it.
(Angel Gabriel starts laughing)
O.T Genesis: What’s making you laugh…..My name ?
Angel Gabriel: Your name ke, if it was yo name, it’s still better…Guy (Laughs)…you no fit enter heaven oo. The cocaine way yo sniff for Earth too much. All your blood don turn white. Abi no be you day sing: I am in love with the Coco…ehn, move to gate 3. Satan is wetin for you….now Move…(Shouts) I said…Move.
Davido: Angel Gabriel…gbagbe oshii ooo. (whispers to Dremo: Omo na I for follow am go see Satan now o…oriloyomi, he wan feature for Coco Remix, na God save me ooo)

Angel Gabriel: Next….Young Thug.
Young Thug: Hey yo…out of my way, niggsssss
Angel Gabriel: Oya…Thumbprint (Young Thug thumprints…his identity is revealed as Koffi Asante Awanfetashok)
B.Red: Mehn…you guys are Africans.
Young Thug: Yeah, that’s why they call us Black Americans.
Ycee: That’s true…aint nobody badder than.
Angel Gabriel: Please move to Gate 2, you have been granted VIP entry in Paradise.
(All Africans on line started grumbling)
Viktoh: This one na confam ojoro….person way day pop codeine na im enter heaven, we no go gree o)
Angel Michael: Please…Decorum.

(Angel Raphael flies in)
Angel Raphael: Angel Gabriel & Angel Michael…God is calling you.

To be continued…..

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