Moses

Smart man. Grew up among royals. Would have had the best education. Like Nnamdi Kanu, he decided to go and free his people. He did weird magic tricks, like turning sticks to snakes and killing all the first born children of his opressors, the Egyptians.


The Ten Commandments might have been inspired by weed. Moses, all tired and fed up, goes up the mountain to light a joint. From his views, he sees the smelly Israelites below, and he has a brilliant idea. On two tablets, he drew up some rules. It was about being nice, and worshipping only one God, because well he can't really pissed if you worship another God.

Moses goes down to meet the people high as 4k. And he sees the retards dancing to a fucking golden calf. Like WTF!!! Moses breaks the tablets in anger, goes back to smoke more weed and quickly carves out fresh tablets.


Thoughts?

Dude, I love reading your threads.. Make sure you complete this one shaa

SINZ:
Dude, I love reading your threads.. Make sure you complete this one shaa

Thanks bro. I'll try.

Alas
He didn't finish it

sonofluc1fer:

Thanks bro. I'll try.

No u wont