22 quotes which will make you think



1. “Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.” – Mark Twain

2. “I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.” – Abraham Lincoln

3. “There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” – Bill Hicks

4. “No one is saying that you’ve broken any laws, Mr. President… We’re just saying it’s a little weird that you didn’t have to.” – John Oliver on PRISM

5. “When Students cheat on exams it’s because our school system values grades more than students value learning.” – Neil Degrasse Tyson

6. “We ask 18-year-olds to make huge decisions about their career and financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the bathroom.” – Adam Kotsko

7. “Human nature is like water. It takes the shape of its container.” – Wallace Stevens

8. “How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye hard.” – Winnie the Pooh

9. “In war, the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich makes slaves of the poor.” – Oscar Wilde

10. “I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

11. “Danger seems terrible from a distance; it is not so bad if you have a close look at it.” – Abhishek Vicky

12. “Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” – Dr. Seuss

13. “The most important things are the hardest to say because words diminish them.” – Stephen King

14. “You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.” – Tina Fey

15. “If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” – Dumbledore

16. “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates

17. “Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.” – Henry Ford

18. “You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.” – Buddha

19. “You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy, then you should sit for an hour.” – Zen adage

20. “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.” – Raylan Givens

21. “Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.” – Lao Tzu

22. “Of all sad words of mouth or pen, the saddest are these: it might have been.” – John Greenleaf Whittier

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noted And thanks for the info @OP.

Lovely piece. Especially the last one on the list. That's why i make sure i do all the things i grew up wanting to. Music... Sewing... Travelling, etc. No regrets. Intention is to fulfill my purpose, thus when I finally die, I die empty.

1,3,5,16 & 17 are my best.

sekundosekundo:
"No matter how BIG a woman's bosom is, it can't service itself".........Robert Mugabe.

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Nice one buddy.

some nice quotes

nice quotes I must say!

Thumb up for 12, 18 & 19
Thanks OP

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Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise
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10. “I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

This is classic.....

That number 14 hmmmmm............ I will stop anyhow so that people will think am smart.

That number 14 hmmmmm............ I will stop laughing anyhow so that people will think am smart.

kul piece

Never worry about failure but worry about those times you did not get to try them!



nice OP

Love D 16,a Lazy Finds An Easy Way To Do Hard Things#thumbs Up

bill gate though

“Of all sad words of mouth or pen, the saddest are these: it might have been.” – John Greenleaf Whittier

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