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The Eleven Satanic Rules Of The Earth by satan: 9:25pm On Jan 18, 2007
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
Re: The Eleven Satanic Rules Of The Earth by hannydarl(f): 7:34pm On Jun 25, 2007
I like those rules but the truth is not only satan knows them some of them are in born in humans
Re: The Eleven Satanic Rules Of The Earth by KAG: 10:56pm On Jun 26, 2007
I prefer Buddha's commandments.
Re: The Eleven Satanic Rules Of The Earth by thesilent1(m): 12:38pm On Jun 27, 2007
9. Do not harm little children.

nice to see satan is taking a fair stand on evil wink
Re: The Eleven Satanic Rules Of The Earth by ajadrage: 4:22pm On Jun 27, 2007
Hmmm
Re: The Eleven Satanic Rules Of The Earth by lawani: 10:15am On Jan 05, 2016
Do not offer advise unless you are asked or it is a life threatening situation. Satan missed that one. Somebody might be doing something harmful innocently, then you should offer advise whether or not you are asked. Moreover there is no Satan, the entity is a gimmick by Abrahamic religions to ranch people.

You can't destroy someone just because they annoy you, you might do that and later find out they were right

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