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Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by Niflheim(m): 10:46am On Mar 20, 2017
What does this mean? He loved us so much that he came?!!! As in "came" in his underwear?!!!

Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by Niflheim(m): 10:48am On Mar 20, 2017
Okay, so I am feeling bored, but why the "missionary position"? The last time I read the "KAMA SUTRA", there were a lot of more exciting sexual styles than "the missionary position"!!!

Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by Niflheim(m): 10:54am On Mar 20, 2017
AH AH!!! HABA!!! What does this church sign imply? That you did not become "g.ay" because your mother gave you Mouth Action?!!! HEE WOOO!!! KAI!!! TUFIAKWA!!! Christianity and pornography are like Roger Milla and Makanaki!!!...........................................They strike together on the same team!!!

Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by Niflheim(m): 10:57am On Mar 20, 2017
Open my mouth and you will fill it? With what? Is it that same white substance that Catholic priests force into the mouths of altar boys?

Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by Niflheim(m): 11:00am On Mar 20, 2017
A.nal convention? As in a convention for practitioners of a.nal sex?!!! No wonder they are always smiling anytime they return from church!!!

Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by oaroloye(m): 5:40pm On Mar 22, 2017
This may be how Secret Homosexuals signal to others their ilk, that they own these Churches.

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Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by Pastafarian: 6:10pm On Mar 22, 2017
this is funny

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Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by Wilgrea7(m): 8:16pm On Mar 22, 2017
shocked shocked

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Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by ScepticalPyrrho: 9:51pm On Mar 22, 2017
Damn.

Those sign posts are deep.

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Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by Sibe007(m): 1:50am On Mar 23, 2017
Where there minds so CLEAN and INNOCENT??

I could never read such and have no red flags upstairs..... They Signposts scream 'WRONG'
Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by Niflheim(m): 12:12pm On Mar 27, 2017
Wouw!!! What is this again?!!! A tongue bringing a man down to his knees?!!! KAI!!! Who is this Pastor Indecency?!!! What is this christian madness on a Sunday Morning?

Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by Niflheim(m): 12:55pm On Apr 12, 2017
DAFUQ?!!! is this for real? I should plant my seed inside in my neighbour's 19 year old neice? Wahala dey for christianity oooohhhhhhh!!!

Re: Church Signs That Portray Three-dimensional Stupidity!!! by Niflheim(m): 12:11pm On Apr 21, 2017
CHAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!! ABOMINATION OOOHHH!!! I SAY ABOMINATION OOOOHHH!!!!

The son slept with the mother?!!! And he(the son) had other lovers?!!! Please, tell me!!! What is the name of this pornographic movie?!!!

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