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Typical Alone Only In Nigeria by castrokiller(m): 5:47am On Mar 24, 2017
Police officers were at a road block. One of them
stops a trailer:
POLICEMAN: Where is your permit?
DRIVER: (Hands in his permit)
POLICEMAN: Do you have an extinguisher?
DRIVER: Yes, its there…
POLICEMAN: Light up your indicators.
DRIVER: (Light his indicators)
POLICEMAN: Do you have a seat belt?
DRIVER: Yes, I have.
POLICEMAN: Hunk your horn let me hear.
The driver hunks his horn. The policeman turns
to his fellow officers and says the man has
everything and they decided to let him go.
As the driver was about to drive away, one of
the police officers suddenly shouts:
POLICEMAN: Is your SIM-card registered?
DRIVER: (Completely surprised) No.
POLICEMAN: Park! Park there!!! How can you
drive without registering your number? What if
you are involve in an accident, how will we
identify you?

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