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| If God Was A Police Officer by Antoeni(m): 6:52pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
How many times would you have been fined for parking your life wrongly? Over loading it with lusts of the flesh or pleasures of the world? Not carrying the fire extinguisher always (Bible)? Over speeding (ahead of God's plan) ? Driving without a licence (Holy Spirit)? Not observing traffic lights (commandments)? and forgetting to put on your safety belt (Prayer) |
| Re: If God Was A Police Officer by wjxavier(m): 8:12pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
What about F a policeman were God. I'd rather debate about that. Will he do anyhow, or will be all love and forgiveness? |
| Re: If God Was A Police Officer by Pastafarian: 8:20pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
no fine cuz he won't be there at all, he doesn't exist its like asking me if Leprechaun was a policeman |
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