Teacher : You this stupic boy. you are late again.

Akpos : Anty I beg no vex ma.

Teacher : Why did you come late to school?

Akpos : As I dey come for road, I come see one woman wey dey find her #1,000 for inside park.

Teacher : Oh. I see why you are late. As a good boy, hope you helped her find the money? I trust you on that.

Akpors : Teacher, I dey craze? Abi na me match the money for ground make them for no fit see am.

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