A couple ,Tito and Amanda Watts were
arrested over the weekend for selling
“golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of
people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven. Simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.


A Jacksonville police spokesman said
“People can sell tickets to heaven,”But the
Watts misrepresented their product. The
tickets were just wood spray painted gold
with ‘Ticket To Heaven–Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”


Tito Watts said in his police statement:
I don’t care what the police say. The tickets
are solid gold…. And it was Jesus who
give them to me behind the KFC and said I should sell them so I could get some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said I should sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up.


Amanda Watts said in her police statement: We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched
Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.


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See what cocaine is doing to people

They should also arrested and FLOG MERCILESSLY the gullible dumbass who bought tickets from these 2 crackheads

This white man became Yoruba ??

LMAO Awon John kiss