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Why Do Ladies Do This, Huh? by wozniacki(f): 6:57pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
I was returning to Akwa Ibom from Owerri last week and I boarded an AKTC 14 seater bus... with 3persons per seat. And there was this very light skinned, fleshy and quite attractive girl that sat close to me. As a matter of fact, she was sitting in d middle of I and a guy. (well, she had to sit in d middle cos that was where her seat no fell). I actually noticed a lot about her because of d very pleasant fragrance she was putting on. Boy! She smelled gooood. And somehow, I was planning to ask her d name of d perfume or cologne she was putting on. We had not even traveled quarter of our journey, and she had started showing herself. " Biko, beb, adjusti tu". I looked at her and searched her face if she was actually talking to me. And she repeated, " just shift a little". And then I asked " Shift to where"?. I was practically clung to d window. So where I wan come shift go. So the other guy sitting besides her said, " but this seat is spacious enough to make every1 comfortable na". The look she gave the guy eh, Chei!. Few minutes after that, she brought out her fones ( I wouldn't know d make, because d fones were covered with pink and purple phone cases, with plenty of "mickymouses" designs... like say d phones they contend for beauty pageant). And then she made a call with d purple mickey mouse phone " honey, na wa 4 u o. U cannot even call to know if I've enter a bus sef"... and d recipient said something from d other end. Then she continued, " Biko, send turum credit MTN, anom on d way". This same lady saw a girl selling recharge cards but instead she chose to buy Orbit gum and Lacasera ( that she drank noisily). After d call, she now brought out a pink pouch tablet (also with designs; the girl must be a designer and obviously she wanted us to notice that). I think d girl has a thing 4 pink and purple colours because her fixed nails were designed with pink,purple and black nail polish. Then she began... krrrrrrkrrrrkrrrkrrrkrrrrrrrrrrrkrrrrr; it was d sound of her laughter ( the sound was that of an ATM dispensing cash). Haba! I turned and looked at her... she was chatting!. Obviously she saw d way I looked at her. Probably that prompted her to do more so d thing go pain me wella. She brought out her chewing gum... and started chewing noisily... kprakonkprakon like one Ariaria broken record. She continued chatting, chewing and chuckling like a wet pigeon. At a point, she laughed very loudly and said; " Chei! umu nwoke di kwa iberibe o". That turned a lot of eyes towards her. But d girl obviously no send anybody. She continued with her gum and kept chuckling and chatting. Then she made a call with her 9inches tablet( I wonder how someone can make a call with that stuff, without a headset and not feel stupid), and mind you, she has an earpiece. And the call went thus; The girl: " Beb, how far na, u sef no fit call me sef. " Her frnd (shouting like one town cryer): ewwwoooo, nne, Biko no vex o, ka'ebi ino"? The call went on 4 some minutes. It's not like I was eavesdropping. I couldn't help it cos d girl, her friend and d phone were very loud. D call ended with " hapu ndi umu nwoke, ancha di stupid, I go gist u wen I enter Uyo". The girl was so annoying that I had to ignore her and keep myself occupied with my thoughts. I started thinking, when a girl says men her stupid, what does she actually mean? Two things came to my mind; It's either the girl is stupid that she gets to meet with stupid men alot; or She's met a lot of stupid men, that have influenced her with stupidity. In other words, if one keeps meeting stupid people, then I think d problem is from d person. At a point, the girl made a lot of calls and asked for recharge card from almost all d callers. Now who seem more stupid? I hated the fact that she termed all men "stupid". That was a very shallow way of drawing conclusions. Men are really a wonderful set of species. A real man will give you back exactly what u throw at him... (I'm not an expert when it comes to men, but most of my friends are men). So the little I have to say about them, will be said. The type of men that I know will actually not force u to do whatever u don't want to do. These type respect women. These type are not stupid. But then if you become "stupid" with a man, he will not only become stupid with u, he might go as far as making his friends become stupid with u, his friends' friends become more stupid with u... and den u it becomes a circle of stupid men, of which u r stuck in d middle. You probably don't av a chance of breaking this circle. U r stuck with this set of men. These are d only men u see everyday and then call all men stupid, cos these r d only set of men you've ever known. And so when a stupid man chats with you and tells you the stupid things he wants to do to you, u ll stupidly chuckle like a spoilt car and stupidly take ur stupid self to him... After you'll come nd say " all men are stupid". Eeediats! www.peacedike.com 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Ladies Do This, Huh? by benzene00: 7:04pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
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Re: Why Do Ladies Do This, Huh? by EbukaHades10(m): 7:07pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
U too sef like amebo. Wetin hold u 4rm watching film or playing music on your phone. All dat one "din consign" me right now 2 Likes |
Re: Why Do Ladies Do This, Huh? by ElsonMorali: 7:34pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
So you copied the story or it happened to you? |
Re: Why Do Ladies Do This, Huh? by wozniacki(f): 7:43pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
ElsonMorali: I don't copy stories... All of my write-ups are my stories. Either imaginative or from experience. This one is from experience. Long talk, abi? |
Re: Why Do Ladies Do This, Huh? by ElsonMorali: 7:44pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
wozniacki: Not Really. I actually read everything. The link you posted was what got me wondering. |
Re: Why Do Ladies Do This, Huh? by wozniacki(f): 7:48pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
ElsonMorali:Oh! that's my blog. I have stories like that there too. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Why Do Ladies Do This, Huh? by ElsonMorali: 9:12pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
wozniacki: Oh Really! I'll check it out. One more thing though, spacing out your write up will make it easier on the eye, therefore easier to read. (Apologies for the unsolicited advice) |
Re: Why Do Ladies Do This, Huh? by wozniacki(f): 9:26pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
ElsonMorali: Noted... #thumbsup# 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Why Do Ladies Do This, Huh? by Nobody: 11:16pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
wozniacki: Lovely write up rarely do people express or describe sounds that the subjects were making. Will read more on your blog. Good work |
Re: Why Do Ladies Do This, Huh? by wozniacki(f): 11:22pm On Apr 05, 2017 |
pcguru1: Thank you. |
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