A team of investigators working with Sahara Reporters now have in their hands a copy of a ‘mid-size’ joystick belonging to the General overseer of Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleman.

One of the investigators revealed to a reliable source that the copy was made by Stephanie Otondo, the embittered lover of the embattled Man of God at the peak of their sexcapade.

“It’s unbelievable, the resemblance. What we have in our hands perfectly matches the description of the joystick made by Miss Otondo at her press conference few days ago.”
The investigator said.

“It’s of the same length, and of the same girth. The tip is smooth and ruddy, with its cap hanging above the rod like an old man’s cap on a small boy’s head. When ‘un-charged’, it lies sluggish like an old rag drenched in urine. This last feature is a major characteristic of cheating joysticks, and it’s why we have no doubt in our minds that what we have in our hands belongs to our randy Man of God.”
The investigator explained.



Phone call to Festus Keyamo, Miss Otondo’s lawyer reveals that he was privy to the leaking of the copy of the anointed joystick to Sahara Reporters.

“I’m aware of it, and I support it.”
He said.

“I personally ordered it to let Apostle Suleman be aware of what my client is capable of.”
He added.

Meanwhile, the General Overseer of Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleman this morning gave two needy prostitutes a whooping NGN100m. This, his office explains, is in keeping in line with his propensity to give so that he never lacks in the other room.

http://satire.ezeja.com/2017/03/13/sahara-reporters-obtain-copy-apostle-sulemans-mid-size-joystick/

Before anyone rushes to comment, this is satirical, and I think it perfectly describes all the actors in the Suleiman/ Otobo saga, and thus worth sharing.

If it were when Sahara Reporters were credible, I would have believed this story.

So where is the ""?

u expect Apostle sule to show us his" buratai",ko le work.Otobo and his fellow sick heads should go and sit down.

.....,

pishure or adontbelieve

pishure or

A bunch of sick heads.

It's a satire and see the comments above... People are foolish sha...

hahaha! op, you should have posted this on April first

HEYWAYA:
A team of investigators working with Sahara Reporters now have in their hands a copy of a ‘mid-size’ joystick belonging to the General overseer of Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleman.

One of the investigators revealed to a reliable source that the copy was made by Stephanie Otondo, the embittered lover of the embattled Man of God at the peak of their sexcapade.

“It’s unbelievable, the resemblance. What we have in our hands perfectly matches the description of the joystick made by Miss Otondo at her press conference few days ago.”
The investigator said.

“It’s of the same length, and of the same girth. The tip is smooth and ruddy, with its cap hanging above the rod like an old man’s cap on a small boy’s head. When ‘un-charged’, it lies sluggish like an old rag drenched in urine. This last feature is a major characteristic of cheating joysticks, and it’s why we have no doubt in our minds that what we have in our hands belongs to our randy Man of God.”
The investigator explained.



Phone call to Festus Keyamo, Miss Otondo’s lawyer reveals that he was privy to the leaking of the copy of the anointed joystick to Sahara Reporters.

“I’m aware of it, and I support it.”
He said.

“I personally ordered it to let Apostle Suleman be aware of what my client is capable of.”
He added.

Meanwhile, the General Overseer of Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleman this morning gave two needy prostitutes a whooping NGN100m. This, his office explains, is in keeping in line with his propensity to give so that he never lacks in the other room.

http://satire.ezeja.com/2017/03/13/sahara-reporters-obtain-copy-apostle-sulemans-mid-size-joystick/

Who ever write these thrash is very stupid!

This otobo and her ishawuru lawyer just wont learn to back down..... If You like, go and bring his boxers and bikinis as ur idiotic 'evidence'... All i know is, #I stand with my apostle...





#SON OF GRACE...

doctimonyeka:
This otobo and her ishawuru lawyer just wont learn to back down..... If You like, go and bring his boxers and bikinis as ur idiotic 'evidence'... All i know is, #I stand with my apostle...





#SON OF GRACE...

smh gullible sheep.

before you label me a Muslim. check out my early posts on nairaland and see how I used to give it to the Muslims hot on every possible thread.

HEYWAYA:
A team of investigators working with Sahara Reporters now have in their hands a copy of a ‘mid-size’ joystick belonging to the General overseer of Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleman.

One of the investigators revealed to a reliable source that the copy was made by Stephanie Otondo, the embittered lover of the embattled Man of God at the peak of their sexcapade.

“It’s unbelievable, the resemblance. What we have in our hands perfectly matches the description of the joystick made by Miss Otondo at her press conference few days ago.”
The investigator said.

“It’s of the same length, and of the same girth. The tip is smooth and ruddy, with its cap hanging above the rod like an old man’s cap on a small boy’s head. When ‘un-charged’, it lies sluggish like an old rag drenched in urine. This last feature is a major characteristic of cheating joysticks, and it’s why we have no doubt in our minds that what we have in our hands belongs to our randy Man of God.”
The investigator explained.
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And how do you know the original size. Have you seen the real one before . Some people don't think .

ikemesit4477:
Who ever write these thrash is very stupid!

STUPID IS UNDERSTATEMENT .

Jaideyone:

smh gullible sheep.

before you label me a Muslim. check out my early posts on nairaland and see how I used to give it to the Muslims hot on every possible thread.

Learn to mind your business... Can't you read a post and learn not to quote??

Some comments here are as daft. This is a satire for goodness sake. To understand English now Na big wahala.