Some dogs are not properly taken care of due to lack of care, food, shelter and financial instability on the part of the owners.

You might want to know the ways to spot dogs that are owned by the poor, Tosyne2much has highlighted the characters usually exhibited by these dogs

1. They are chronic Flirts

When you see male dogs loitering the street unnecessarily, beer it in mind that they belong to the poor because their movements are not restricted by their owners. Therefore, they constitute nuisance and become thugs in the society when they stand the chance to flirt by parading one street to another looking for other local dogs to shine their congo. The funniest thing is that that they can scroll from Lagos to Ibadan and will return home safely without getting lost

2. They don't comprehend English

Most dogs that are owned by the poor are not brought up with "speech decoding" ability. It's just a waste of time speaking English to these dogs because they will make you look like a slowpoke. When you tell them "shut up", that's when they will begin to bark and when you tell them "sit down" that's when they will defaecate.

3. They bear ridiculous Names

You can easy spot the dogs owned by the poor by the names given to them. While rich people give their dogs cute names like Wristbangle, Seun Osewa, Sparkey, Messi; the poor give their dogs ridiculous names such as "Bingo, Jay Jay Okocha, Papa Ajasco, Chinedu, Chukwudi, Airforce1, Lalasticlala, etc)

4. They are usually spotted in waste bins

Since these dogs are not well feed, they hustle for their daily meal and seek stomach infrastructure by rummaging people's waste bins in search of food so that they won't die of starvation. They're usually spotted in canals, PSP refuse disposal centre, etc

5. They look Unkempt, Tattered and Battered

When you see a dog looking so ugly, unkempt, handicap, tattered and battered, you don't need trace it to its house before you know that it belongs to the poor. Some of them are prone to rabies and other diseases as they are not regularly bathed, neither have they for once been taken to the veterinary for injections or diagnosis of diseases. You will always see lice on their body and flies chasing them everywhere.

6. They become your Friend at the sight of Food

No matter how harsh some of them claim to be, food is their weak point. They start wagging their tails and will become friends with anyone that offers them food, unlike those aggressive trained dogs that will devour both you and your food.

7. They lack Comportment

I can't even recall the number of ladies (crush) that have turned me due to the fact that my dog has vehemently disgraced me in their presence. These dogs lack compartment that, when you offer a visitor food, that's when these dogs will surface from nowhere and will begin to wag their tails with flies hovering around their ears. In fact, some of them no go allow the visitor enjoy the food as they will be dragging the food with him or her

8. They attend Parties for Leftovers

The dogs owned by poor people are easily spotted in public parties such as burial, naming, house warming, etc. The moment these dogs see people parking chairs, tables and canopies to a particular location, these dogs are filled with joy because they know they stand a chance to eat exotic meals. The moment the party begins, they take positions at the party for leftovers

9. They Bark at the wrong time

They hardly bark when they see a stranger not, unlike the dogs owned by the rich people who don't tolerate strangers. Many will agree with Tosyne2much that the dogs owned by poor people normally bark at the wrong time. For example, when thieves arrive, they bury their heads in a safe place just to avoid stray bullets but when you carry woman come house, that's when they display their lunacy and won't allow her into the compound.

10. They usually eat Faeces

Those who live in villages will agree with me that some of these dogs owned by poor people (especially in the village) usually eat faeces. Each time their children defaecate, they whisper the name of the dog to come to lick up the baby's butt and faces too. This isn't an exaggerate or something, I have experienced it in Ekiti quite a few number of times.

Thank for reading

I drop my pen at this juncture

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Written by: Hon Tosyne2much

http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/04/10-ways-to-spot-dogs-owned-by-poor.html

Very hilarious article

11. They end up as 404 in Ondo/Ekiti, Akwa Ibom and Cross River states soup


Most dogs owned by poor people due to the fact that they can't nurture them always end up in the soup of people living in the above listed states.

Lalasticlala, do you have 404 as pet?

They actually listen to other dialect......

Billy bà (Billy come)

brandy zò (brandy come)

jack wá (jack come)

don't also forget that does poor dogs can't get lost unlike this olodo foreign breed....

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#NigerianShepherd
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Tosyne2much has finished with humans... It's now animals

how did you know they stroll from lagos to ibadan all in the name of flirting may be you have done likewise as human being to know this? lolz

2kaybiel:
how did you know they stroll from lagos to ibadan all in the name of flirting may be you have done likewise as human being to know this? lolz

Hahaha I don't flirt around bro

tosyne2much:
Hahaha I don't flirt around bro

lolz, but you obviously sound like someone who does flirt from NO 1, "ole ni mo ese ole to". just kidding

I swear, these points are hilarious
Rotfl

NO 10 got my rib cracking, it is a typical village boy that of course knows this.

oshe friday

Base on logistic; how this thing take reach FP sef

Hahahaha
Their bed is under any car parked in the compound.....

Aja baba Airforce1

Dacovajnr I no talk am?

I dodge dog

They have 'lice' like hair.

I love lists

Lol

They are used to eating poo

Buhari

They keep running for calaba/ondo people anytime they sight them

U no well!

I already know. It's tosyne2much again!. how market?

Why should a dog understand​ English?

I'm a bit surprised this hit front page!

Moreover, their female can give birth to many puppies compare to the rich dogs