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Five Things That Happen To You When Your DSTV Expires by obasivic: 4:07pm On Apr 11, 2017
1. You will become current on the latest news in Nigeria

by the time your subscription expires you'll spend more time watching NTA since it is free on DSTV.

2. You will become current on the latest happenings in China.

After watching CCTV news you will be updated on the latest in China.

3. you will learn Chinese by force.

By the time you must have watched cctv4 for one week you'll be able to speak and understand Chinese.

4. you will know the latest movies in Hollywood.

By the time you must have watched dish for one week, you will be current on the latest movie trailers.

5. That is the period they will be showing your favourite shows and movies

it is that moment that your sub expires that you'll be seeing sharp sharp films and shows that you have always wanted to see, but when you recharge they will disappear.

add yours*dabs and leaves*

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