dayokanu:

If you are brain dead and blind at the same time then you have absolutely no redemption.
Arne Friedrich played as RB and Lahm played as LB

I have always known you grow testicles in your brain cavity.
The move came about after Portugal broke with German defenders in disarray trying to stop Nani. . . . .
Lahm was one of the full-backs chasing Nani.

Lahm was with the second Portuguese player in the box while Ballack, Hitzlsperger and Friedrich were the ones 10m from Nani

Hehehehehe. . . . . .
Very soon, you'll tell us Lahm was in the dressing room when Nani ghosted around him to score 2 goals against Bayern.
Lahm was also down with AIDS when Nani tore him a new butthole in the Audi Tournament.
In short, Nani has never played against Lahm. . . .He played with his double who happens to be psycho-neurotic Dayokanu whose brain cells are beneath his metatarsal.

If only we had a fit Louis Saha this season. I almost forgot how great he was at united. Big Shame his bones were made of balsa wood

You have Berbadua dont you?

@Sharon, Its obvious your problems are deepseated. Could they be from EKiti state?

The youtube video clearly shows Lahm in the box and not one of the 3 chasing Nani but since you see things upside down, What more can we expect.

I have always known you grow testicles in your brain cavity.
The move came about after Portugal broke with German defenders in disarray trying to stop Nani. . . . .
Lahm was one of the full-backs chasing Nani.

How can Lahm the LB be on the right chasing Lahm, You have shown how demented you are everytime and each time you keep breaking your own record

dayokanu:



http://www.goal.com/en/news/3069/goalcom-club-player-of-the-season/2010/05/04/1907717/goalcom-special-who-is-bayern-munichs-player-of-the-season

SHoe get size, Okrika get quality

As an Okrika man, I am inclined to agree!!!

dayokanu:

@Sharon, Its obvious your problems are deepseated. Could they be from EKiti state?
The youtube video clearly shows Lahm in the box and not one of the 3 chasing Nani but since you see things upside down, What more can we expect.

Your problem is beyond what medical technology can sort out.
It's purely spiritual.

How can Lahm the LB be on the right chasing Lahm, You have shown how demented you are everytime and each time you keep breaking your own record

When a team breaks in a counter after defending a set-piece, any defender can be stationed anywhere on the pitch to curb an incursion.
Full backs will man-mark the most advanced player of the opposing team whether he stands on the left or on the right.
If this logic evades you then you are a disgrace to all semen-carrying humans.

Your problem is beyond what medical technology can sort out.
It's purely spiritual.

6 months at Okija shrine would do you a lot of good with the nonsense that leaks from your skull and you spew out of your gob

When a team breaks in a counter after defending a set-piece, any defender can be stationed anywhere on the pitch to curb an incursion.
If this logic evades you then you are a disgrace to all semen-carrying humans.

Not in that situation. The 2 CB Metzelder and Mertersacker were in the box and Lahm was on the 2nd Portuguese striker in the box.

Friedrich RB, Hitzlsperger DM and Ballack CM were all on Nani. Do you view events from your butthole?

dayokanu:

6 months at Okija shrine would do you a lot of good with the nonsense that leaks from your skull and you spew out of your gob

Maybe if TB Joshua fellates on you after letting a camel sodomise you, your spiritual problems would be solved.

Not in that situation. The 2 CB Metzelder and Mertersacker were in the box and Lahm was on the 2nd Portuguese striker in the box.

Nani had fannied with the ball countless times turning the intestines of Lahm and Friiedrich and Ballack(buying time to allow his team-mates to get into the box) before delivering.

Friedrich RB, Hitzlsperger DM and Ballack CM were all on Nani. Do you view events from your butthole?

An adult grasshopper has more IQ than you do. . . .I am afraid.

Nani had fannied with the ball countless times turning the intestines of Lahm and Friiedrich and Ballack(buying time to allow his team-mates to get into the box) before delivering

Do you actually know Lahm or you just assume every German is Lahm? Given your level of idiocy, I cant put anything beyond you

~Sauron~:

Pogba will destroy the GAYnners. . . . .

Man Utd kids have won their academy league, they have won the reserves league and they trounced the Champions of the South(Aston Villa) last night to claim the National Play-Offs. Do you need any other proof?

Why do you continue to perpetuate this falsehood that the reserves league is a youth competition? The Reserves league IS NOT a youth competition cos its has no age limit, a 36 year old Sol Campbell has played in it and so has a 30 year old Hargreaves. The only Premier league youth competition is the academy league and that is where we will be meeting soon. If you win, I will accept that you have the best youth in England for this season.

duduspace:

Why do you continue to perpetuate this falsehood that the reserves league is a youth competition?

You are a disgrace to Arsene Wenger who happens to be a disgrace to manhood.
In other words, you are a double disgrace!!! What is the average age of United reserves?
Is the average age of the team lower than 20 or not?

The Reserves league IS NOT a youth competition cos its has no age limit, a 36 year old Sol Campbell has played in it and so has a 30 year old Hargreaves. The only Premier league youth competition is the academy league and that is where we will be meeting soon. If you win, I will accept that you have the best youth in England for this season.

In a country where Rooney, Milner and Cesc are nominated as Young players, the reserves league is a youth competition.
The fact that Sol Campbell/Hargreaves can play in it does not devalue the competition as a youth competition.
Fact remains. . . . .99% of the players in United's reserves are kids. . . .

The team that won the National Play-Offs. . . .Foster(27), Rafael(19), De Laet(21), Oliver Gill(19), Dudgeon(19), Stewart(19), Obertan(21), William Keane(17), Cory Evans(19), Possebon(21), Norwood(19), Pogba(17), Diouf(22), Macheda(18)
Average age = 19.86

How is this any different to lining up a squad full of 19 yr-olds?

United is still the best , and all English/European/opponents take us as rivals , Dont you think Liverpool vs Chelsea match was fixed If Liverpool won that match and United wins the League it leaves us a trophy ahead and thus the most succesful team on England but Liverpool decided to play calm and loose the match . Now you see , All other teams are against us , Even you that thinks this is shit ,

The 2009-10 season could be an historic one at Bayern – and that extends to the club’s off-field activities too, where Germany’s leading club is pursuing a remarkable internet treble. The official FC Bayern website set a new record in the month of March will an astonishing 70 million page impressions, a widely-accepted measure of the number of requests to load a single page of an internet site, also known as page views (PVs).

Just a month later, fcbayern.de in its five language versions (German, English, Spanish, Japanese and Chinese) dramatically improved on its own record. The site recorded a whopping 84.5 PVs in April 2010, emphatically confirming its position as the most popular single football club website in the world. By way of comparison, the number two official site operated by Manchester United amassed 60 million PVs in March.

We at fcbayern.de will continue our pursuit for records in May. With the huge level of interest in Bayern’s quest for the Bundesliga title, the DFB Cup and the Champions League, your favourite FCB website could be on course for a famous treble of its own.

http://www.fcbayern.telekom.de/en/news/news/2010/23328.php

So the agberos supporting these EPL clubs dont have access to the internet

United look set to miss out on a fourth consecutive Premier League title as they go into the final weekend a point behind Chelsea, and their Champions League hopes ended with a quarter-final exit to Bayern Munich.

Many believe United need to add new options in attack, with Dimitar Berbatov in particular coming under fire. Ferguson has repeatedly defended the £30.75 million signing from Tottenham, but he was unhappy with his team's "careless" finishing at Sunderland this weekend and added: "Dimitar could have scored four."

Ferguson has not named any of the players he expects to move on this summer but Berbatov and goalkeeper Ben Foster appear to be among the candidates as the manager attempts to freshen up his team.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=781873&sec=transfers&cc=5901

WHat happened to Mr Composure in the final third?

dayokanu:

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=781873&sec=transfers&cc=5901

WHat happened to Mr Composure in the final third?

So the opinion of another foolish journalist like yourself should be taken seriously.
Where did SAF say Berbatov/Foster are likely to move in the summer in this link? Can you quote anything mentioned by the club or the players concerning a move? You are annoyingly useless.

Sometimes i think the money spent on your child development shoulda been used to go palm trees in Osun State.
Even after 45 years on this planet, you cannot discern between credible articles and the one plucked out of your greasy backside.

@Sauron

I think you've been drinking a lot lately. ,

dyabman:

@Sauron
I think you've been drinking a lot lately. ,

Hennessy's got me bad. . . .it's got me SOUR.

~Sauron~:

Hennessy's got me bad. . . .it's got me SOUR.

Enjoy Red-label , i think thats better.

dyabman:

Enjoy Red-label , i think thats better.

Will do. . . .
Are you related to Da Grin?

Yes . . . he is my Aunty's cousin , brother , nephew , uncle, sister in law son . . . he is such a good boy. . . I LOVE HIS LYRICS DIE!

Hennessy's got me bad. . . .it's got me SOUR.

See wetin Robben and Olic cause. This guy has turned to an alcoholic since that Robben volley

dyabman:

Yes . . . he is my Aunty's cousin , brother , nephew , uncle, sister in law son . . . he is such a good boy. . . I LOVE HIS LYRICS DIE!

Peach!!!!
But i will tell you the lyrics you won't love this weekend.
Rodallega and Nzogbia are rearing to spoil your party.

~Sauron~:

Peach!!!!
But i will tell you the lyrics you won't love this weekend.
Rodallega and Nzogbia are rearing to spoil your party.

Stop Sauron , you've predicted good scores and fixture for Chelsea this season . . not this time. . . You guys are selfish , 4 league in a role , thats theifry. . .

dyabman:

Stop Sauron , you've predicted good scores and fixture for Chelsea this season . . not this time. . . You guys are selfish , 4 league in a role ,  thats theifry. . . 

United fans want this league title to put Ronaldo's importance to bed. . . .
Ibime and co have been screaming about the Ronaldo factor since last summer and yet the difference between Chelsea(who sold no players) and United(who sold 2 marquee players) is a single point. . . .

I am also eyeing NUMBER 19.

How market?

We are winning the league . . . Malouda and Drogba wrapping up the goals. . . Golden boot 4 DD  

Predos 2 nil

dyabman:

We are winning the league on the 70th minute that day. . . Malouda and Drogba wrapping up the goals. . . Golden boot 4 DD  

Chelsea are definitely hungrier for it. . . . .I can understand.
3 seasons without a league title for a multi-million pound squad like Chelsea is almost a disgrace.

There are pros n cons to it. . . . . .At least Dayokanu will shut his trap about EPL being a weak league with United winning every year.
But at the same time, you cannot win with Dayo. . . . .Should United win(EPL is weak), should Chelsea win it(SAF is senile and reh reh reh).

Sometimes i think figuring Dayokanu's senses out is more ambiguous than solving 6 X 6 matrix with Jacobi method.

There are pros n cons to it. . . . . .At least Dayokanu will shut his trap about EPL being a weak league with United winning every year.
But at the same time, you cannot win with Dayo. . . . .Should United win(EPL is weak), should Chelsea win it(SAF is senile and reh reh reh).

Sometimes i think figuring Dayokanu's senses out is more ambiguous than solving 6 X 6 matrix with Jacobi method.

It would be shameful if the EPL champ was sodomised home and away by Joses men. How can that epileptic Chelsea squad win the EPL Shameful.

Man Utd win the league even without Ronaldo and Tevez? The EPL is a sham how can Man Utd win 4 titles back to back.

The best side to win this is --ASSANAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only way y'all can escape is if Assanal wins

dayokanu:

The best side to win this is --ASSANAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only way y'all can escape is if Assanal wins

Even Wenger himself will slap you for suggesting his pathetic squad can win the league. . . .

Cheese n Rice. . . . .
Man City V Tottenham is about to kick off. . . .
In prize money, this match alone is worth £50 million. . . . .More than what UCL winners(Bayern/Inter) will cop.

~Sauron~:

You are a disgrace to Arsene Wenger who happens to be a disgrace to manhood.
In other words, you are a double disgrace!!! What is the average age of United reserves?
Is the average age of the team lower than 20 or not?

Those who have something to hide overlook the obvious, the reserve league is defined as a league for reserve teams and has nothing to do with age or youth, even if your reserve team's age is lower than 20 that doesn't say much about their performance, for example Arsenal's reserve team average age would then be U18 cos we've been basically playing our Academy league team in that competition as virtually all our players in the age range 18-22 are out on loan.
One good thing yu've done for us this season is beating Villa to the Reserve league title, they've specialised in turning out old guys in that competition who never really make it into their first team, perhaps this will force them to rethink.

~Sauron~:

In a country where Rooney, Milner and Cesc are nominated as Young players, the reserves league is a youth competition.
The fact that Sol Campbell/Hargreaves can play in it does not devalue the competition as a youth competition.
Fact remains. . . . .99% of the players in United's reserves are kids. . . .

The reserve league was never intended as a youth competition, it is meant to be for players on the fringes of the first team and was set up instead of allowing the PL clubs with large squads from fielding a B team in the lower tiers of the league as they do in spain but it has lost most of its quality as teams look to develop youth by loaning them out, it has lost so much prestige that Tottenham didn't even enter a team this season.

~Sauron~:

The team that won the National Play-Offs. . . .Foster(27), Rafael(19), De Laet(21), Oliver Gill(19), Dudgeon(19), Stewart(19), Obertan(21), William Keane(17), Cory Evans(19),Possebon(21), Norwood(19), Pogba(17), Diouf(22), Macheda(18)
Average age = 19.86

How is this any different to lining up a squad full of 19 yr-olds?

This is totally crazy, even if I neglect Foster whose age sticks out like a sore thumb, do your realise that all those players in bold are in the same age group as Fabregas (22), Bendtner(22), Theo(21), Denilson(21), Song(22), Gibbs(20), Traore(20), who are already playing first team football and are considered to be above Reserve team level. Even the next generation of Wilshere(18), Lansbury(19) and JET(19) are considered to be above reserve level football after winning the double at under age level last year and are on loan with Premiership and Championship clubs fighting for points every week.

~Sauron~:

Arsenal's Under-18s will travel to Manchester United this Friday for their Premier Academy League Play-Off Semi-Final.

The game will take place at United's training ground in Carrington at 11am.

Arsenal topped Group A of the Academy League while the Red Devils won Group C.

The winner will take on whoever is victorious in the other Semi-Final, which is between Leicester City Nottingham Forest.

Now this is THE youth competition and we shall meet on friday, on your ground. If you win, I'll accept you have the best youth for this season since both teams are out of the youth cup anyway. It will be interesting to see Aneke against Pogba and I also hope yur Morrison guy can step up to the plate on that day if he's overcome his injury.
By the way, are you looking forward to the European U17? I think its in May. I'm getting good reviews about William Keane (who you don't mention much but actually made the reserve team that played against Villa) and is in the same England U17 squad with Aneke and Afobe.

duduspace:

Those who have something to hide overlook the obvious, the reserve league is defined as a league for reserve teams and has nothing to do with age or youth, even if your reserve team's age is lower than 20 that doesn't say much about their performance, for example Arsenal's reserve team average age would then be U18 cos we've been basically playing our Academy league team in that competition as virtually all our players in the age range 18-22 are out on loan.

I hate guesses. . . . .Print the name of the players that played in their last game with their ages and work out the average age.
Who cares whether your academy league team are the ones playing in your reserve team? So who are the players playing in your academy league team? Is their average age 13 yrs or are they embryos? This at best, is clutching at straws.

One good thing yu've done for us this season is beating Villa to the Reserve league title, they've specialised in turning out old guys in that competition who never really make it into their first team, perhaps this will force them to rethink.

This is irrelevant, amigo.

The reserve league was never intended as a youth competition, it is meant to be for players on the fringes of the first team and was set up instead of allowing the PL clubs with large squads from fielding a B team in the lower tiers of the league as they do in spain but it has lost most of its quality as teams look to develop youth by loaning them out, it has lost so much prestige that Tottenham didn't even enter a team this season.

This is also irrelevant. . . . .The single most important fact is the average age of the United team that won the reserves league is less than 20!
In ma dictionary. . . . .20 and below is YOUTHFUL.

This is totally crazy, even if I neglect Foster whose age sticks out like a sore thumb, do your realise that all those players in bold are in the same age group as Fabregas (22), Bendtner(22), Theo(21), Denilson(21), Song(22), Gibbs(20), Traore(20), who are already playing first team football and are considered to be above Reserve team level. Even the next generation of Wilshere(18), Lansbury(19) and JET(19) are considered to be above reserve level football after winning the double at under age level last year and are on loan with Premiership and Championship clubs fighting for points every week.

This is because any idiot can walk into Arsenal's senior team. . . .
Of the players you listed up there, only Cesc will walk into the United team. . . . .It means the others will play in the reserves just like Foster, Diouf,
De Laet, Obertan, etc. Comparing the Arsenal squad to United squad based on the age of the players that have broken into the first team is a tad folly. The squad depth is totally different. . . . .

Now this is THE youth competition and we shall meet on friday, on your ground. If you win, I'll accept you have the best youth for this season since both teams are out of the youth cup anyway. It will be interesting to see Aneke against Pogba and I also hope yur Morrison guy can step up to the plate on that day if he's overcome his injury.

Our boys will tonk your boys. . . . . .The best kids are in Carrington(I know that much).

By the way, are you looking forward to the European U17? I think its in May. I'm getting good reviews about William Keane (who you don't mention much but actually made the reserve team that played against Villa) and is in the same England U17 squad with Aneke and Afobe.

I have mentioned William Keane several times. . . . . .He's an academy player but his rise has been meteoric in the past few months.
He's like Solskjaer. Calm, collected, dangerous. Watch out for him on Friday.

~Sauron~:

I hate guesses. . . . .Print the name of the players that played in their last game with their ages and work out the average age.
Who cares whether your academy league team are the ones playing in your reserve team? So who are the players playing in your academy league team? Is their average age 13 yrs or are they embryos? This at best, is clutching at straws.

Funny that you mention this, the reserve league matches are few and far in between so on those weekends when the U18 squad members play for the reserves, we promote lads from the under 16 team to play in the U18 team. We basically expose our players to more advanced opposition at all levels and it is a strategy we started about 4 years back with the set that included Barazite/Gibbs/Bendtner and that is why we have so many youngsters in our first team.

~Sauron~:

This is also irrelevant. . . . .The single most important fact is the average age of the United team that won the reserves league is less than 20!
In ma dictionary. . . . .20 and below is YOUTHFUL.

I am not contesting that your team was youthful, only that the competition is not a fair one to judge their prowess, particularly when performance is skewed with the appearances of older and experienced players both for and against you.

~Sauron~:

This is because any idiot can walk into Arsenal's senior team. . . .
Of the players you listed up there, only Cesc will walk into the United team. . . . .It means the others will play in the reserves just like Foster, Diouf,
De Laet, Obertan, etc. Comparing the Arsenal squad to United squad based on the age of the players that have broken into the first team is a tad folly. The squad depth is totally different. . . . .

And this same idiots tonked you at the Emirates last season and have enough time left in their careers to tonk you multiple times in the future. Be very worried, its not likely you'll have as good a team as you did in the past.

~Sauron~:

Our boys will tonk your boys. . . . . .The best kids are in Carrington(I know that much).

Pride goes before a fall but even I will discard my own advice here, I have so much belief in this team and they will absolutely massacre your team I can assure you. Friday soon cometh.

~Sauron~:

I have mentioned William Keane several times. . . . . .He's an academy player but his rise has been meteoric in the past few months.
He's like Solskjaer. Calm, collected, dangerous. Watch out for him on Friday.

Interesting lad, saw his goal in the elite stage of the U17 european qualifiers, and I recognise talent when I see it even if its a manure player unlike you. but I still don't believe in that your Morrison guy, he should have been making waves in this U17 team as they are right in his age group.

French-born Mbolhi, 24, will not take part in Slavia's last two matches this season after flying to England so United boss Alex Ferguson can have a closer look at him.

"I've talked to (United manager) Alex Ferguson and he's going on trial," Slavia president Ventsislav Stefanov told the Bulgarian state agency BTA.

Mbolhi has been named in Algeria's preliminary squad for next month's World Cup in South Africa

The keeper, who represented France at youth level, joined Slavia in June and was voted the Bulgarian league's best keeper seven months later.


http://eurosport.yahoo.com/05052010/58/premier-league-algeria-keeper-trial-united.html

Dunno which fuels my skepticism the more - his french or bulgarian affiliation!?

i dont understand

French born, in Algerian National team, Bulgarian FA talking about him and i think Slavia Prague are in Czech republic

so which is which cos im confused