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| Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 8:39pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
This is the confession about the last activity i took part before the new year.  Update . . . . . coming soon  Meanwhile i need a father verified by three independent tatafos to confess to.  |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Moyola(f): 8:41pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Hao about yu confessin to a 'Mother'? |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 8:52pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
No problem but she has to follow the same rules i gave for the father. oya three tatafo's come and verify if she is a mother i can confess to. |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Moyola(f): 8:54pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
M a Mother. Confirmed! Wiv d power vested in me. . . Oya! begin 2 confess! |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 9:05pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
So shall it be amen The confession will be in bits and lets make it an interactive one So many people viewing this thread already Let it begin , First bit coming. |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 9:10pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Mother . . . I have a confession to make. There is something i love doing and it gets even better everyday |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Moyola(f): 9:18pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Ha! hpe ain wot m finkin?! Yu arnt in no mood to confess, Son!. . . has it any name? itz lyk yu braggin?  |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 9:26pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Let me finish before you draw up conclusions that am bragging and it involves some tatafo's names ooo Confession continues . . . . . . . I hope i will not be stoned or abused for saying something this confidential on nairaland? |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Moyola(f): 9:30pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Let it out jo! I dey yur back! |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by GoldenS(f): 9:34pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
@ poster, why am i not surprised, asewo oshi, hisssss  |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 9:36pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Okay my . . . Mother Hmm . . . I love doing it every morning and night, in the bedroom, on the floor and even on the sofa self. I love doing it anywhere and at anytime. Mother . . . Do you have any question for me before i fire on at this stage? |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 9:39pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
GoldenS: Get away jor . . . this is the kind of thread they find you? No let me join u inside my confession ooo |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Moyola(f): 9:43pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Watz dhiz 'it' by d way? Fayaa on! GoldenS: Yu one of hiz Vs? |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Moyola(f): 9:44pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Pharoh: Include whueva! yu dey fear? |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by GoldenS(f): 9:47pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Pharoh: , crazy ass like u! nonsense! Moyola: not funny at all! . dont deal with his likes, asewo man! |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 9:49pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Moyola: No mind Her, she dey try bribe me to cover her Moyola: Okay , Mother . . . . I go fayaa oooo More . . . .Confession coming and getting dirtier. |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Moyola(f): 9:50pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Easy Golden! hehe! hez gon change! |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by GoldenS(f): 9:51pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Pharoh: WHAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! U AINT EVEN MAN ENOUGH TO KISS MY FEET! OHHH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 9:53pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
GoldenS: Yu really don't know how we role hia like real tatafos, sorry this section is not just fit for you. GoldenS: abeg new year is almost hia ooo, let me confess my sins ooo and no use vex enter the new year oooo. |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by GoldenS(f): 9:57pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Pharoh: wat kind of name is pharoh sef! hissss! i know u are crazy about me . so dream on! hisss. he wan start to dey brag abt wetin he no do! |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 10:03pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Mother . . . This is it ooooo On the sofa i do it with the tatafo having the name L On the floor i do it with the tatafo having the name P While on the bed i do it specially with the tatafo having the name gDnS Oh gush mother . . . I just finished doing it now  Do you know what i did? |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by GoldenS(f): 10:05pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Pharoh: |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 10:07pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
GoldenS: You are a very correct and sweet girl for the above statement , the best i had for the year 2009 |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Moyola(f): 10:07pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Pharoh, I dunno. . .dhiz yur confession sef! Nak me 'tory o! @ GoldenS . . . is there sumfin yu arnt tellin me?! |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 10:15pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Mother . . . . what i did with them was that. I prayed to God with them that he should cast away all the spirit of sexual perversion in their mind and head this year so they can be a new being in 2010 That was my confession ooo while you people were thinking something else. |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by GoldenS(f): 10:21pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Moyola:like wat? its obvious MOTHER dat u ve a mentally deranged man in ur hands, he has an acute case of psychosis as it is obvious in the exhibition of all his maladaptive behaviour. i suggest u consult the pope |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Moyola(f): 10:23pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Pharoh: I knew it waz praya all along. . . buh seem mur of 'it' 2 me! Yu turned d story around! Gerrawwaayy jor! @ Golden Dun yu fink d Pope's got enuf on hiz plate @ d mo? |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by GoldenS(f): 10:27pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Moyola: Then call the asyllum! |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Moyola(f): 10:30pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Dun yu fink he'd b beta off in yur room? |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 10:33pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Moyola: Yeah i am better off in a room |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by GoldenS(f): 10:33pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Moyola: maybe as a houseboy cleaning the room while my husband and i gist on the bed,  |
| Re: Pharoh's Last Confession In 2009 by Pharoh: 10:35pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
GoldenS: Perfect, i only just have to drug the juice drink meant for him so he can go on a 72 hours marathon sleep then we can |
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