Hmmm,

Romskyyyyyyyyyyy

y does a slim chance and a fat chance mean the same thing?
why does your nose run and your feet smell?

haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guinea pig, lol

wetin sef

romsky:

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing
If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down
And in which you fill in a form by filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race (which of course isn't a race at all)


That is why when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when i wind up my watch it starts but when i wind up this observation it ends.

Nice. .love them oxymora. .get me straightly cornered one too many times i hear them.

nice work

romsky:

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing
If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down
And in which you fill in a form by filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race (which of course isn't a race at all)


That is why when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when i wind up my watch it starts but when i wind up this observation it ends.

romsky:

The English Language


Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it! English is a silly Language

There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France


We sometimes take English for granted but if we examine it paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from guinea nor is it a pig

captain i dey hail o

Sergent, i appreciate

Hhmmm i just dey see the joke'

Studio CFR:

Hhmmm i just dey see the joke'

obviously you think slow!

Lol no vex.

gotcha! hahhhaa

;d

i wan bite u na

Walahi, i go scatter yo ti.t with hhmm u know na;-) lol

i know say u be panel beater

this is good as in very funny :d :d :d

we its good ,

Lol

na de typo error dey sweet u abi?

Lol una too no well

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