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Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by thweraja10: 3:58pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
It was the first day of the session and new direct entry student Mensah; a Ghananian joined the class in one of Nigeria's University. The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history" Who said "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875" Very good! Who said "the land use act will feed the nation"? Again, no response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976" The Lecturer snapped at the class, "class, you should be ashamed, Mensah who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do". The lectuer heard a loud whisper,: "Ghana must go" "who said that?" she demanded. Mensah puts his hand up. "Buhari, 1984". At that point, a student in the back scornfully said: "Hmmm, you think you are smart" The Lecturer glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Mensah said "Babangida to Abiola 1992" Now furious, another student yelled, "oh yeah? Eat this" Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the lecturer, "The Indian mistress that killed Abacha with apple, 1998" Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said "You little shit, if you say anything else, I'll kill you" Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Chris Uba to Ngige 2004! The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!" Mensah whispered, "Chimaroke Nnamani, James Ibori, Ayodele Fayose, Lucky Igbinedion, 2007" |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by thweraja10: 4:00pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
LOL this is crazy |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by romsky: 4:24pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
only u one talk joke only u one say e funny shioor |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by Mannylex(m): 5:24pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
Nice one. |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by tayoast(m): 10:10pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
Me Likey |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by studio43(m): 10:42pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
Rumsky na u him take am re-semble na, why u come dey face me naw? |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by krama(m): 11:08pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
Cool |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by gidson12(m): 9:44am On Jan 03, 2010 |
;d |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by D1KeleVra(m): 10:09am On Jan 03, 2010 |
i dey kampe. . . thanx for asking |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by studio43(m): 10:41am On Jan 03, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by jumaingirl(f): 2:24pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
Hmmmm nice joke. |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by Ben13: 2:28pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
u try |
Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by email1(m): 8:42pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
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Re: Ghana Must Go (you Will Find This Interesting) by clemcykul(f): 9:24am On Jan 06, 2010 |
ur face resemble laff sef |
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