I understand Nairaland forum to be a community.If you doubt me ,check out some people on your streets,you will notice that someone on nairaland will share the same attributes.
The same way iya shade and iya chinedu fights on your street,the same way this fight exists on nairaland.

How to offend Nairaland guys
(1)Create a thread on "Dont date broke guys""flee from broke guys".You will send them all packing into the thread to disgrace the OP.
(2)Create a thread on "My boyfriend has stopped giving me money,whats my offence?"....You will see some women wrappers commenting"i can never spend a dime on any lady"...."the day i spend 1naira for a lady who is not my wife,make God take my life!"
(3)Create a thread on "I am a virgin but my boyfriend wants to deflower me by force"...Guys go full that thread...."Give me your phone number,let me disvirgin u" "who is this again?"..."make we fry beans?".
(4)Create a thread on "Say no to premarital sex"....trust my guys,dem go bash you ,ehn?


How to offend Nairaland babes
(1)Create a thread on "10 Things that shows your girlfriend is olosho" or 10 signs your gf is not a wife materials".....ladies dey always vex for this ones.
(2)Create a thread on "Nigerian ladies are lazy and gold diggers"....make the op run for cover!
(3)When a fellow lady post "I am a virgin,and i want to remain like that till marriage"...Ladies go bash hell out of her and let her see the things her virginity cant guarantee her.
(4)Threads created by tosyne2much and wristbangle......Ladies dey always vex like what i dont know.

Wicked or weakness, U gotta see this Waaaaaaaay yeah yeah

sexybbstar:
I understand Nairaland forum to be a community.If you doubt me ,check out some people on your streets,you will notice that someone on nairaland will share the same attributes.
The same way iya shade and iya chinedu fights on your street,the same way this fight exists on nairaland.

How to offend Nairaland guys
(1)Create a thread on "Dont date broke guys""flee from broke guys".You will send them all packing into the thread to disgrace the OP.
(2)Create a thread on "My boyfriend has stopped giving me money,whats my offence?"....You will see some women wrappers commenting"i can never spend a dime on any lady"...."the day i spend 1naira for a lady who is not my wife,make God take my life!"
(3)Create a thread on "I am a virgin but my boyfriend wants to deflower me by force"...Guys go full that thread...."Give me your phone number,let me disvirgin u" "who is this again?"..."make we fry beans?".
(4)Create a thread on "Say no to premarital sex"....trust my guys,dem go bash you ,ehn?


How to offend Nairaland babes
(1)Create a thread on "10 Things that shows your girlfriend is olosho" or 10 signs your gf is not a wife materials".....ladies dey always vex for this ones.
(2)Create a thread on "Nigerian ladies are lazy and gold diggers"....make the op run for cover!
(3)When a fellow lady post "I am a virgin,and i want to remain like that till marriage"...Ladies go bash hell out of her and let her see the things her virginity cant guarantee her.
(4)Threads created by tosyne2much and wristbang......Ladies dey always vex like what i dont know.

BoyOOhBoy:
Is that all?

You wanna add more?....feel free

sexybbstar:


You wanna add more?....feel free

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Nice leggings

Calling Lalasky's name anyhow....
Aka. Lalasticlala

tk4rd:
Calling Lalasky's name anyhow....
Aka. Lalasticlala

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This one dey pain me gaan, calling the name of a mod in vain.
Must every thread be on FP. I created a thread but it didn't get 1 comment, let alone smell frontpage. Yet i didn't die.

Ponder on this:

GIVE IT TIME*
When someone comes and tells you, "I can't sleep without you, I love you the way you are and I can put up with your good and bad attitude", before you commit your heart to such a person, please, *GIVE IT TIME*.
When You just met someone today and feel like marrying him/her tomorrow, before you do, remember you need to *GIVE IT TIME*.
When you visit your uncle during a vacation for 2 months, don't be carried away that they serve you your preferred food and give you hot water to bath during your first two days don't start making arrangements to relocate to their house, *GIVE IT TIME*.
When a brother visits you and wakes you up by his shouting of prayer from 12 am to 6 am, please don't shut him down, first *GIVE IT TIME*.
When someone joins your fellowship in the first year and he is in every group/dept, please don't rush and make him a leader, rather *GIVE IT TIME*.
When you enter a new environment and everybody worships you and eat your mess don't be carried away just *GIVE IT TIME*.
When someone comes with a new business with unbelievable promises, please before you involve your money, first *GIVE IT TIME*.
When you see a new church in town and you hear their waves, before you conclude about how hot they are, first *GIVE IT TIME*.
Finally, when you are in a cross road of decisions, you don't know what to do, ask the people or person involved to please *GIVE YOU TIME*.
You can be good in giving people tests and trying out who they are.
Some people know how to pass them all but the test of time they will fail.
Time tests Love and proves it.:-
Time tests businesses and authenticates it.
Time tests spirituality and reveals it.
Time tests friendship and uncovers true friends
Time, a good tester.
Don't say that the utilities in your area is now the best until you have *GIVEN IT TIME*.
Your uncle or Father told You that you are useless and worthless and can't amount to anything, just laugh it away and ask them to *GIVE YOU TIME*.
*_Quote me..._*
Consistency with time is the true test of Efficiency.
*Time is a TESTER*.
*Time is an AUTHENTICATOR*.
*Time is a REVEALER.*
*TIME IS STILL A MATTER*.
Thanks for giving this long post TIME...
A painful moment brings quietness & quietness gives inspiration for good thoughts, when all is well you don't think of "what next"... Just *"Give It Time"*
When you share it around and no one comments, don't assume it was ignored, *GIVE IT TIME*