Hi folks. I'm new here and from what i've seen, u all are great. I hope my postings will b appreciated. They will come as a mixed grill. Jokes, Food for Tots, Quotes and d likes. Cheerio.


A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up

with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed

through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America

without black people.

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last, they said, No more crime, drugs,

violence and welfare. All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW

AMERICA" is not America at all-only a barren land.

1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system.

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors.

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A. Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another blackman, Albert R. Robinson.

5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could perate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper.

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black.

7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.

9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis Later invented the Electric Lam p, Michael Harvey invented the lantern and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch.

10. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop & Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

11. Their children met them at the door barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt. But what
could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons! invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer.

12. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator.
Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "by the time we leave for work, Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks." Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois.

PLEASE SHARE, ABUNDANTLY
[quote][/quote]A Bone To D Dog Is Not Charity, Charity Is The Bone U Share With The Dog When U R Just As Hungry As D Dog - Jack London.

Thumbs up 4 d blacks

well done i think this thread is more informative, than a joke.

Seeing that its from a newbie, I shall reserve my comment.

WelICOME!!! ColdFire

that guy has been here since 2007. . . abi u no dey see road?

isnt this 2007?


I must admit I didnt see the date initially though

Ben20001:

that guy has been here since 2007. . . abi u no dey see road?

wen person get the kind of ur eyes how she go take see well?

Awesome!
I'm black, bold & beautiful

stop deceiving urself lol

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highly informative kudos braza