Everybody farts. This is not open to argument. But when you fart often and it smells like a dead rat, it is a cause for concern. This is because very soon you will be identified as the one messing up the ambience and this can be very embarrassing. So, if you are releasing farts at an unusually steady rate, Jumia travel, the leading online travel agency shares reasons this is happening.

You are always drinking soft beverages

For those addicted to carbonated or soft drinks, you are more likely to pass out gas because it causes air to be trapped in the colon. So, try to cut down on the number of beverages you down daily to minimise farting.

You are constipated

This is a condition whereby you find it difficult to empty your bowels. The consequence of this is farting.

Consuming too much dairy products

This is for those who love milk, cheese, ice cream and other dairies. Quit all dairy for a few days and you will feel more at ease with yourself. Perhaps, it may be time to completely abandon dairies.

Stress
Being stressed is another reason why some people fart. Therefore, try as much as possible to relax. Farting is a sign that you are stressed. Hence, take a break or vacation.

It is sometimes difficult for artificial sugar to dissolve or digest in the body. It takes a whole lot of time especially when your body is loaded with it.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/5-reasons-farting-excessively/

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Everybody farts but try not to fart in the midst of people, it is not nice.

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Imagine the audacity of the article like you actually know i am farting excessively.


First you must define how much fart is normal and how much fart is excessive.

Yesterday's Beans + Rancid milk + Boiled egg

Opinionated:
Everybody farts but try not to fart in the midst of people, it is not nice.

And open doors and windows after you fart, otherwise you're taking everything back

One thing i knw is if u eat beans too much. Then u fart!

Who mess?

wetin be fart.....its called atomic bomb

Opinionated:
Everybody farts but try not to fart in the midst of people, it is not nice.

Maka Y.

At least we have do not Urinate here sign, and in some places do not defecate here warnings. but you don ever see do not Fart here by Order.

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it could be as a result of flatulence. u can use any Antacid to remedy it. i recommend _Nugel_

Fried beans too makes someone fart

Add excess consumption of groundnut to that list

Hmmmm.... I see. I commit all the above sin but don't fart often, sometimes for Days(2)

The op self sabi fart, I remember last time we have an outing

GeneralOjukwu:
Been meaning to ask....

Why does my GF fart any time i do this?

cos your cassava can't contain her borehole..so the remaining big space release gas DAT sound like fart...

Farting in the crowd is very interesting. When we were young, other ones will be moving round to know where the concentration is high...

Remembered when my son was a little over 8 months.Had bloated stomach and was releasing many explosives. Little lad kept looking for where the noise was coming from. He would look up the ceiling, back of the TV stand, behind the fridge, behind the sofa, walk like a drunk to the kitchen to check, stare suspiciously at the TV to check ,peep inside the cup on the center table ,watch me closely to get a clue. It was such huge task for him.

I always add soya bean to my tea infact the way I fart is getting too much am even considering myself going for a farting competition.

y haven't d galz commented
dey would come here nd start saying i fart only once in a week

if you fart too much then drink kerosene

Kikikikiki

Some kind of fart experienced from the partner atimes while bleeping causes one to loose immediate erection.

Try putting milk in the garri you want to use and eat beans.

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Vision2045:


cos your cassava can't contain her borehole..so the remaining big space release gas DAT sound like fart...

Fart...not queef. .dumbo!

I was being sarcastic by the way.