How to steal a fowl! 1. Survey the area for about 1 week. 2. On the day of operation wear an
oversized shirt. 3. Be at the place between 11am
to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work or
be indoors. The fowls will be playing
outside happily. 4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the fowls walk freely at the center. 5. This is where u make the grand move. 6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the fowl by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it in side ur oversized shirt. 7. Move on as if nothing happend. No looking back. THANK_ME_LATER

Wow greatest entrepreneur of our time oh sorry fowlprenuer, day wey u go tief winch wey turn chicken dey.go meetin jejely .... Chicken Expertrate.. Opiro1

How did this not make fp??....

MOD Abeg take this funny post to fp