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Don't Copy If You Can't Paste! by misa001(m): 9:37pm On Jan 08, 2010 |
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out ", and I can't remember who she was!" By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water |
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste! by Akebulan: 10:52pm On Jan 08, 2010 |
lmao |
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste! by Kunbee: 11:05pm On Jan 08, 2010 |
LMAO |
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste! by kizi: 12:21am On Jan 09, 2010 |
Wow very funny |
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste! by Kunbee: 12:37am On Jan 09, 2010 |
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste! by Imohbyron(m): 10:24am On Jan 09, 2010 |
The man wan try to dey funny,see where it ended him.Lol |
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste! by krama(m): 10:43am On Jan 09, 2010 |
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste! by studio43(m): 11:43am On Jan 09, 2010 |
Poster u try sha |
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste! by ennniy(f): 5:09pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Hahahahahaha, |
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste! by Kunbee: 10:06pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
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