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Re: Get In And Laugh by Punctual(m): 2:18am On May 12, 2017 |
A teacher was asking these group of 5 year
old a couple of questions
If I sold my house and my car, had a big
garage sale and gave all my money to the
church, would that get me into Heaven?" I
asked the children in my Sunday School
class. "NO" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy,
would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the
answer was, "NO"
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave
candy to all the children, and loved my wife,
would that get me into Heaven?" I asked
them again. Again, they all answered, "NO"
"Well", I continued, "then how can I get into
Heaven?"
The group shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE
DEAD" |
Re: Get In And Laugh by Punctual(m): 2:21am On May 12, 2017 |
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of
shopping at the mall. It was found by an
honest little boy, who returned it to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented,
"Hmm, that's funny. When I lost my bag,
there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are
twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady.
The last time I found a lady's purse, she
didn't have any change for a reward." |
Re: Get In And Laugh by Punctual(m): 2:24am On May 12, 2017 |
It was Christmas and the judge was in a
merry mood as he asked the defendant,
"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early sir",
replied the defendant.
"Well that's not an crime", said the judge!
"How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened", answered the
prisoner. |
Re: Get In And Laugh by Punctual(m): 2:33am On May 12, 2017 |
A naked lady ran into a taxi. She told
the driver where
she was going. The man didn’t start
the car but he was just
staring at the girl over & over again.
The lady saw him and said:
"What’s ur problem man? Haven’t u
seen a naked lady before?"
The man replied: "l am not looking
at
ur unclothedness, I was
just wondering where you have kept
the money you are going to
pay me!!! |
Re: Get In And Laugh by Punctual(m): 2:33am On May 12, 2017 |
A naked lady ran into a taxi. She told
the driver where
she was going. The man didn’t start
the car but he was just
staring at the girl over & over again.
The lady saw him and said:
"What’s ur problem man? Haven’t u
seen a naked lady before?"
The man replied: "l am not looking
at
ur unclothedness, I was
just wondering where you have kept
the money you are going to
pay me!!! |
Re: Get In And Laugh by Punctual(m): 2:36am On May 12, 2017 |
Once a female teacher gave three question
to the students for homework and
promised with them, those who memorise
one of it they will kiss my hand and those
who memorise 2 of it, they will kiss my face
and those who memorise all of them they
will kiss my lips.......Then on next day.. Teacher: Roll#1 Student: Yes teacher.... Teacher: What about homework Student: Teacher I have memorised the whole book...so lets go to the bathroom..... |
Re: Get In And Laugh by Punctual(m): 2:44am On May 12, 2017 |
Wife: Where is my husband? Maid: Sir is in the master's bedroom with another woman. Wife: WTF! Who is she? Maid: Sir said it is his Mother. Wife: and you believed him?! Go out there and see who she really is and what are they doing! Maid: Ok Mam. After 5 mins. Maid: Mam, it is really his mother. Wife: How did you say it is his mother? Maid: Because she is breastfeeding him. Wife: |
Re: Get In And Laugh by Punctual(m): 2:46am On May 12, 2017 |
lf Adam & Eve were Chinese we would have
been in paradise because they would have
ignored the apple & eaten thè snake.... 2 Likes |
Re: Get In And Laugh by Punctual(m): 2:52am On May 12, 2017 |
Teacher : Why is India not participating in
World Cup? Sara: Sir its because FIFA cannot accept ten minutes singing and dancing after every goal from the Indians . 2 Likes |
Re: Get In And Laugh by dcolumbus001: 8:08am On May 14, 2017 |
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