thank God we miracle pastors around, I will run to them for possible healing.

What will you do if discovered you have abnormal growth in your womb?

Pray.

What will you do if i say we should stop this thread?

i will ask you Why?

What if you're barred from this forum?

I wouldn't do anything to be banned. But if eun was sick and banned me, i will cry cos i have made so many friends.

What will you do if i punched you?

I will be happy at least to receive angel's touch I've been waiting for an angel's touch so this could be.


What will you do if you are repatriated today

ooooh. I will enjoy home land Africa. And miss America

Uhmm what will you do if, yo saw 10 milion on your way home?

hurray!!! l'll rejoice and invest straight away.


what will you do if you are called by Nigerian govt to come and work in prison as a warder?

*why all this bad luck questions*.


I will reject of course.

What will you do if you were wrongly accused for murder and you are to spend the rest of your life in jail?

Never will that happens to me Ka ma ri, but then if paradventure it happens It might be a way for me to reach out the gospel to the prisoners and warders.


What will you do if you got a good job but will need you to work in Iraq?

Sorry, i will no accept the Job.


What will you do if you wer drafted to iraq?

To go and do what? Well sebi people are there i will go now provided i will be insured.

What will you do if you win Miss world contest?

i will be miss world. and enjoy my time being miss world.

What will you do if your wife became president of Nigeria?

I will become first man


what will you do if rapture happens today?

Hmm i hope it warns me. But if rapture happens today, i have no idea what i will do.

What will you do, if at the long run, there's nothing like God, Jesus, heaven, hell and all the rest?

Certainly there's God, heaven, hell, Jesus is alive but if there is nothing like that then I have nothing to lose.

where is my own if question?

What will you do if your father won't let you marry the person you chose to?

I Love my dad and my dad loves me, i know how to talk to him about stuffs. besides my dad won't do that. he respects my choice.


what would you do if ur wifes family are making your marriage a disaster?

what will you do,if hurricane dennis strikes your area ,and nepa takes the light for the next 24 hours

I go shout "Oh my GOD !!"

What would you do if you lose your loved ones?

kazey, loma, 2 of you are asking question when you refused to answer the previous .

Hot angel asked a question and Kazey refused answering, then loma again just passed comments on the question and asked another question so who will then aswer your question when you refused to answer other's

i guess multiple people were replying the same time.

if my wife's parents were bothering me? i would stay put in the states with my wife,and ensure they never get a visa,talkless of coming over.

Wicked..lol

Where is my own if question?

What will you do if you fall into the hands of a cheater?

he'll cheat me and i'll move on. besides he'll also be falling in the hands of a cheater..so two cheaters can play that game.


hmm what will you do if you discoverred you are not the real father of your wife kids?

i would divorce her, and she has to leave with the kids and start a new life.

What would you do if you fall in love with someone, that doesnt love you?

incase you haven't heard i don't fall in love with people, and i can tell if you like me or not. so if i happen to fall in love with someone who don't love me, i will dump him.

What will you do if your wife is a witch?

i would run for my life.

What would you do if, you are travelling alone, and you lose all your travelling documents, in an airport , that only Arabic is spoken?

cool, i speak arabic.And even if i didnt, i would just flash a couple of $100 bills, and 10 people speaking english would come to my aid. What would you do If you learnt your WAEC certificate has been withdrawn

I will laugh my ass off. lmao i will laugh like a mad man. And i will scream and laugh more..just like i am laughing now.
I will go look for a phone boot and call 911, at least someone can speak english there. or call where i am comming from. and i will laugh again, with a whole bunch of tears on my face.

What will you do if the flight you are in suddenly loose control?

to answer loma question, I don't need Waec, i didn't write own. they can withdrawn my imaginary results/certificate

i will take the opportunity to make a few friends,in the hope that they may e useful wherever we land.
What would you do if you discovered you had AIDS?