Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Bugatie(m): 6:50am On May 20, 2017 |
When it comes to Class and Quality, I give it to Zenith jare 1 Like |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Dalastically: 6:50am On May 20, 2017 |
Unity bank |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Nobody: 6:50am On May 20, 2017 |
ok na, union bank all d way, atleast na my presido bank |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by emmayodata(m): 6:50am On May 20, 2017 |
How you take know all this stuff? you dey do business? |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Balitah(f): 6:50am On May 20, 2017 |
Lol, First Bank post got me laughing? how person go use machine count 7k come use hand count 200k...I guess u were just trying to make us laugh...First Bank,the best bank in Nigeria all the way from 19th century! Respect! 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Nobody: 6:52am On May 20, 2017 |
oganass: chaii!! glo don deny me ftc ooo glo 4g lite I dey plus 4g phone Nah useless.. Mtn fast like mad 1 Like |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by kinibigdeal(m): 6:52am On May 20, 2017 |
Do we really have any youth banking with WEMA BANK |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Dexema(m): 6:53am On May 20, 2017 |
Stanbic, ecobank and standard chartered suppose merge, before you see dem branch u fit leave your state to another. |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by sholly28(m): 6:53am On May 20, 2017 |
I like zenith bank girls big oloshosss |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by ndidibabe(f): 6:53am On May 20, 2017 |
Lol @ heritage community bank.. |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Edum13656: 6:53am On May 20, 2017 |
NL wakes by 6.45am. what happen to round-the-clock update? |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Edum13656: 6:55am On May 20, 2017 |
I like firstbank, opened in 1894 but still waxing strong. |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Nonywendy(m): 6:57am On May 20, 2017 |
So true about UBA, zenith, sterling, keystone, heritage, unity banks. Dose banks ehn... |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by ungara17: 7:05am On May 20, 2017 |
Ecobank is the worst. It will take them more than two weeks before reversal. |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Namdeenero(m): 7:16am On May 20, 2017 |
That of Sterling bank is soo true! Bank be like eatery 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by anonymuz(m): 7:24am On May 20, 2017 |
Benuromi: You wan take laugh kill me this morning ooo. I beg e too early oo. But you try sha. Thank you for this morning laugh. i just dey laugh like say.... |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by anonymuz(m): 7:25am On May 20, 2017 |
Benuromi: You wan take laugh kill me this morning ooo. I beg e too early oo. But you try sha. Thank you for this morning laugh. i just dey laugh like say....[b][/b] |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by agarawu23(m): 7:40am On May 20, 2017 |
Wema bank, lwkm |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Ericjohnsonjnr(m): 8:13am On May 20, 2017 |
Kai....na first bank tire me |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by harffie(m): 8:24am On May 20, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by elampiro(m): 8:31am On May 20, 2017 |
tonychristopher: U.B.A: That bank looks like a shrine.. Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It’s only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats… They will be up to like 2 employed but there will be only 1 Cashier who ends up delaying customers.
GTB: This bank has the highest number of customers! The only bank that looks like aba ariaria market. U queue like mofedaku. The only difference is that you see people with suits and pen, they have their wahala but I like them shaa
Skye Bank: Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody’s bathroom. Very small bank, dem go jampack people like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again probably because of heat… Everybody dey enter the bank with hand fan
Diamond Bank: Only their Lemon Green Colour can make you open 18 accounts with them even if nothing is inside. That is the only thing good about them. They have few branches in cities, their banking hall is like onitsha main market place. But their transfer protocol be like American constitution, simple to transfer with ATM, u go first go sign Non disclosure agreement.
Zenith bank: This one ehn…? The only thing dem know how to do best is to decorate their walls with mirrors. You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind you? Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be confused, you won’t even know which road to follow because everybody is appearing two two for the mirror. I wonder if their CEO is a Crystal palace fan. Just carry crystal glass full everywhere!
Sterling Bank Where do I start from, hmmm this bank looks like eatery, atimes I used to mistake it for where they are selling ice creams, ices and sharwama
Union Bank: Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa!? Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have accounts with Union bank… Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be…. You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick u go dey see ..
FCMB They are just beautiful women with good attitudes only that all your incomes will just be going for aso ebi and ice crea
FIDELITY That one na bank for retired teacher, the only issue in customer care na about pension, u reach cashier point, one old papa will be withdrawing #45,675, #5 naira will always appear. I wonder if no be that bank dey hold all #5 CBN prints. Infact, they are the only bank whose ATM has pension button.
FIRST BANK. Ah ah ah, this bank can annoy somebody, their first wahala na their door, they will just be screening u like say na jamb office. If you enter nko, queue be like Aba road hold up for port Harcourt, Infact the most annoying tin is some of their workers behaviour, somebody will just be counting #7,000 with machine and #200,000 with ordinary hand. They can screen #1000 like keke people but the good thing about them is their ATM galleries. For that one them try.
Wema Bank that one na fishermen and panel beaters dey go there recently.
UNITY BANK: Make them just return their name back to BANK OF THE NORTH. Because how person go wan enter bank e go come be like say u dey enter Zaria city gate. , everywhere they smell Turare (perfume) even the cashiers speak Hausa with u because u wear Agbada.
Keystone Bank. This bank looks like they are always on strike. The banking hall looks like they only attend to one customer at a time.
Heritage Bank: that one looks like PDP Secretariat after 2015 election. Even their flag is worn out
Ecobank. That one looks like NaijaBet office. Its always jam packed on Fridays only. With lots of branches and many people that speaks amny African languages especially in Lagos branch Sometime I suspect that bank has something to do with Chelsea FC
Access bank: Na shakara dey worry them. Their account opening process be like application for Canadian visa.
Stanbic IBTC. The bank suppose to relocate back to south Africa. Everybody dey speak through their nose seff.
Verdict : The Nigerian banks have demonstrated that they are resistant and Resilient in a depressed economy. They have shown that back king can be done in an economy driven by generator and inconsistency in financial policies. That must be appreciated and applauded with vigorous expansion to other West African countries. These banks stand to be celebrated
http://etimes.com.ng/funny-anology-of-nigerian-banks-and-their-behaviour/
GTB doesn’t have the highest number of customers. It is between UBA and First Bank. GTB is just poor in handling crowd. They also do not have enough branches to match. |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by lonelydora: 9:15am On May 20, 2017 |
So true. Zenith just dey carry well dressed girls dey terrorize everyone. |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by webmastern(m): 10:04am On May 20, 2017 |
Looool. Op, you don craze finish. Nice one! tonychristopher: U.B.A: That bank looks like a shrine.. Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It’s only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats… They will be up to like 2 employed but there will be only 1 Cashier who ends up delaying customers.
GTB: This bank has the highest number of customers! The only bank that looks like aba ariaria market. U queue like mofedaku. The only difference is that you see people with suits and pen, they have their wahala but I like them shaa
Skye Bank: Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody’s bathroom. Very small bank, dem go jampack people like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again probably because of heat… Everybody dey enter the bank with hand fan
Diamond Bank: Only their Lemon Green Colour can make you open 18 accounts with them even if nothing is inside. That is the only thing good about them. They have few branches in cities, their banking hall is like onitsha main market place. But their transfer protocol be like American constitution, simple to transfer with ATM, u go first go sign Non disclosure agreement.
Zenith bank: This one ehn…? The only thing dem know how to do best is to decorate their walls with mirrors. You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind you? Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be confused, you won’t even know which road to follow because everybody is appearing two two for the mirror. I wonder if their CEO is a Crystal palace fan. Just carry crystal glass full everywhere!
Sterling Bank Where do I start from, hmmm this bank looks like eatery, atimes I used to mistake it for where they are selling ice creams, ices and sharwama
Union Bank: Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa!? Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have accounts with Union bank… Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be…. You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick u go dey see ..
FCMB They are just beautiful women with good attitudes only that all your incomes will just be going for aso ebi and ice crea
FIDELITY That one na bank for retired teacher, the only issue in customer care na about pension, u reach cashier point, one old papa will be withdrawing #45,675, #5 naira will always appear. I wonder if no be that bank dey hold all #5 CBN prints. Infact, they are the only bank whose ATM has pension button.
FIRST BANK. Ah ah ah, this bank can annoy somebody, their first wahala na their door, they will just be screening u like say na jamb office. If you enter nko, queue be like Aba road hold up for port Harcourt, Infact the most annoying tin is some of their workers behaviour, somebody will just be counting #7,000 with machine and #200,000 with ordinary hand. They can screen #1000 like keke people but the good thing about them is their ATM galleries. For that one them try.
Wema Bank that one na fishermen and panel beaters dey go there recently.
UNITY BANK: Make them just return their name back to BANK OF THE NORTH. Because how person go wan enter bank e go come be like say u dey enter Zaria city gate. , everywhere they smell Turare (perfume) even the cashiers speak Hausa with u because u wear Agbada.
Keystone Bank. This bank looks like they are always on strike. The banking hall looks like they only attend to one customer at a time.
Heritage Bank: that one looks like PDP Secretariat after 2015 election. Even their flag is worn out
Ecobank. That one looks like NaijaBet office. Its always jam packed on Fridays only. With lots of branches and many people that speaks amny African languages especially in Lagos branch Sometime I suspect that bank has something to do with Chelsea FC
Access bank: Na shakara dey worry them. Their account opening process be like application for Canadian visa.
Stanbic IBTC. The bank suppose to relocate back to south Africa. Everybody dey speak through their nose seff.
Verdict : The Nigerian banks have demonstrated that they are resistant and Resilient in a depressed economy. They have shown that back king can be done in an economy driven by generator and inconsistency in financial policies. That must be appreciated and applauded with vigorous expansion to other West African countries. These banks stand to be celebrated
http://etimes.com.ng/funny-anology-of-nigerian-banks-and-their-behaviour/
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Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by annyberry: 10:22am On May 20, 2017 |
Eco bank so true |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by gloryman91: 10:23am On May 20, 2017 |
What of Jaiz Bank? |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by ndidibabe(f): 10:54am On May 20, 2017 |
gloryman91: What of Jaiz Bank? Jaiz? That's a mosque, not a bank. |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Reeoman: 10:58am On May 20, 2017 |
tonychristopher: Skye Bank: Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody’s bathroom. Very small bank, dem go jampack people like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again probably because of heat… Everybody dey enter the bank with hand fan
I no gree this one at all.. Maybe the skye bank branch you visited, dont just bad mouth the bank.. Like me now i will say GT Bank no good if i should be judging with the branch i visited, their CUSTOMER SERVICE is just no where to be found |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by tonychristopher: 11:17am On May 20, 2017 |
Reeoman:
I no gree this one at all.. Maybe the skye bank branch you visited, dont just bad mouth the bank.. Like me now i will say GT Bank no good if i should be judging with the branch i visited, their CUSTOMER SERVICE is just no where to be found This is just a joke Didn't you read the verdict Can't we crack joke again No bank is perfect even Barclays We appreciate our own bank in Nigeria This is just a freaking joke sir |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by tonychristopher: 11:19am On May 20, 2017 |
ndidibabe: Jaiz? That's a mosque, not a bank. Lol |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by mrover(m): 12:01pm On May 20, 2017 |
Lol!!!!! Interesting post.. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Stanleysteno(m): 12:07pm On May 20, 2017 |
My people, Make una dey count una money b4 una leave counter for any bank. On the 19th of may 2017, i enter diamond bank for iyana ipaja branch lagos state, say make i withdraw 38000, after the cashier(a lady) pay me my money finish, na him i start to count my money for the counter there oo, 500 notes, as the lady (cashier) notice say i dey count the money, she just tell me say make i bring the money say e no complete, for my mind, i come dey wonder say so she know say the money no complete yet she carry am give me hoping say i go leave there without counting, before she come complete the money give me... So my people i say make i let una know say all these bankers way no pure, so make u count ur money b4 u leave that their counter, cause after u leave, them no dey accept the the money back again.. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Analogy of Nigerian banks by Joelvuvuzela(m): 2:38pm On May 20, 2017 |
Nigerian Banks are a gift. You need to see South African Banks. if you put 20, 000 they take 1000, if you come to withdraw it they take 3000. If you transfer it they send 17000. If you decide to withdraw small cash always from ATM. they charge you you from R10 to R18 rand each withdrawal then at the end of the month you pay like R500 to R1000 maintainance fee. Be it savings acc or, business acc is worst. Oh i love my South Africa |