[b]POLICE DEY READ BIBLE ?

On Lagos-Ibadan express road when a Pastor met a team
of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something'
from him.

Since he was not prepared to play their games, they
asked for his papers and having combed through
everything without any offence with which to nail the
'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the
bonnet of his car.

A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what
was on paper revealed that letter U was written in
such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V.

That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout
"stolen vehicle!
Sensing trouble,
even when he knew he committed no
offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a
priest to which the officer replied :

"Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, if you
are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in
your car, bring it."

The Pastor did as was commanded after which the
officer now ordered:

"Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me". The incredulous
Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read:

"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is
taking you to court. Do it while you are still with
him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge,
and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and
you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth;
you will not get out until you have paid the last
penny."

The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just"
one N100 to his newly found "preacher".

End of service! Go in peace and argue no more. said
the OC.


Can you beat that !!!!![/b]

very funny Gbolex, so Police na the Pastor's Reverend. lol I can't avoid to laugh throughout the time I was reading the ordeal.

OMG, that is the craziest thing i've ever heard! lol! i tell u, 'devils' always find a way to read the bible the way it suits them.

obviously that passage speaks of an adversary as someone u owe money to and in order to not go to court to repay it, you should settle the matter and pay every last penny. Not pay some leech who stops u for no reason and then asks to get paid to let u go,

@AmeriNaija, u dey take style call be devil be that o