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I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by AbuZola3(m): 9:02pm On Jan 15, 2010
Once a calabar man went to Muritala int. Airport, he saw tall buildings and was astounded. The guard man one mallam sule approched him and said ,'bros, se you know say if you look at one building it is 50 naira ?'
the calabar man replied,'ha, me i no no o, pls'
mallam sule added,'i go pity you small, ok i go comot 20 naira, so how many building did you see'
calabar man replied,'na 5 building i look' .
Mallam sule said 'your money is 150 naira'.
Calabar man gave him the money and left, he turn back and said,'oshluvia, mumu man na 12 building i look i don finally cheat the maga' he laughed
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by jumaingirl(f): 12:20am On Jan 16, 2010
Abu Zola:

Once a calabar man went to Muritala int. Airport, he saw tall buildings and was astounded. The guard man one mallam sule approched him and said ,'bros, se you know say if you look at one building it is 50 naira ?'
the calabar man replied,'ha, me i no no o, pls'
mallam sule added,'i go pity you small, ok i go comot 20 naira, so how many building did you see'
calabar man replied,'na 5 building i look' .
Mallam sule said 'your money is 150 naira'.
Calabar man gave him the money and left, he turn back and said,'oshluvia, mumu man na 12 building i look i don finally cheat the maga' he laughed

Pure nonsense!! no be only calabar man na ur Anabi. u de crack joke wey no de funny
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by alukstea(m): 12:24am On Jan 16, 2010
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassedmake we laugh
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by AbuZola3(m): 9:13am On Jan 16, 2010
Jumain, which one be ur own nau
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by jumaingirl(f): 12:19am On Jan 24, 2010
Abu Zola:

Jumain, which one be your own nau

My own be sey ur joke no de funny
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by Cyberfreak(f): 5:22am On Jan 24, 2010
^because the joke no dey funny abi because he be muslim? grin
LOL. Y'all religious fanatics should get over yourselves.
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by Cyberfreak(f): 5:23am On Jan 24, 2010
^because the joke no dey funny abi because he be muslim? grin
LOL. Y'all religious fanatics should get over yourselves.
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by studio43(m): 8:59am On Jan 24, 2010
Jumaingurl post your own joke make we see and stop popping annoyance , Nansense
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by goodhunte(m): 12:53pm On Jan 24, 2010
@poster, plz continue
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by D1KeleVra(m): 8:47pm On Jan 24, 2010
cheesy studio dey try separate fight? abi somthng dey wey him wan steal for them back?
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by AbuZola3(m): 9:13pm On Jan 24, 2010
@jumaingurl- he be like say you don dey smoke marijuana wey pass ur level, abeg go buy the good one and desist from the cheap ones. Idioot, na poverty go quench ur family
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by jumaingirl(f): 9:44pm On Jan 24, 2010
studio43:

Jumaingurl post your own joke make we see and stop popping annoyance , Nansense

Studio wetin be ur own now? make i no talk when d joke no dey funny, abi wetin now OLORI NLA
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by AbuZola3(m): 9:51pm On Jan 24, 2010
Olori efo.
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by Kunbee: 1:20am On Jan 25, 2010
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by AbuZola3(m): 7:11am On Jan 25, 2010
Wetin
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by jumaingirl(f): 4:00pm On Jan 25, 2010
Abu Zola:

@jumaingurl- he be like say you don dey smoke marijuana wey pass your level, abeg go buy the good one and desist from the cheap ones. Idioot, na poverty go quench your family

Abu wetin be family own for this matta now? abeg i no carry my family cum NL ooo, I no dey take my family joke. hunger no go quench my family in Jesus name ooooooooooo
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by Abbeycity4(f): 4:18pm On Jan 25, 2010
undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by Kunbee: 4:26pm On Jan 25, 2010
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by AbuZola3(m): 6:20pm On Jan 25, 2010
U dey craze, why you come dey bring my anabi for this mess in the first place
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by jumaingirl(f): 4:03pm On Jan 27, 2010
I don't blame you. thats what u re taught by our, (to cause and insult people)
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by D1KeleVra(m): 4:10pm On Jan 27, 2010
so u blame his daddy? undecided not his peers?
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by AbuZola3(m): 11:49pm On Jan 27, 2010
Daddy ? *angry*
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by Kunbee: 12:48am On Jan 28, 2010
Watevs cool
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by AbuZola3(m): 10:39am On Jan 28, 2010
Kunbee which levelz,
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by studio43(m): 8:33pm On Jan 28, 2010
Jumaigurl, Na me your paddy u dey talk to like dat? Lol oya between my head and dickele head wey big join the ogan wey him also get for back which one tyte pass?

I don miss u gan o lol
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by Kunbee: 12:45am On Jan 29, 2010
Abu Zola:

Kunbee which levelz,

Level 1
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by bighead1(m): 2:10am On Jan 29, 2010
stupi man
rotflmao
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by Kunbee: 2:16am On Jan 29, 2010
:- undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by AbuZola3(m): 2:26am On Jan 29, 2010
smiley
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by Kunbee: 2:28am On Jan 29, 2010
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by AbuZola3(m): 8:50am On Jan 29, 2010
Lol
Re: I Don Cheat The Maga Lol by mykali(m): 6:43pm On Jan 29, 2010
ha ha ha

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