Free meat for all... Iyalaya Anybody...

ladyF:
Fulani herdsmen! Fulani herdsmen! Fulani herdsmen! How many times did i call you?

once

What a shameful situation especially that it's a foreigner that captured this mess.

Pidgin2:
If this happened abroad you wil see the average citizen trying to call the police and some will even attempt to catch the cow to prevent accident but as it happened here everyone will rather wait for government than to attempt catching it to save lives

Catch the bull and watch Fulani herdsmen supported by DSS spelling your name.

Better face front

There is no cause for alarm. In India, where cows are worshiped as gods, cattle do have the right of way. Nigeria too will join the ranks of the cow-worshiping nations in the fullness of time, and if you look at the way cattle eat farmers' crops with impunity, you will agree that we are well on the way to earning membership and formal induction into that proud league of nations.

Most likely this particular cow, having learned about what obtains in India, was merely trying to make a political statement by strolling across the Third Mainland Bridge so as to honor an appointment to attend an urgent Summit Meeting of the Ungulates, which was scheduled to hold at the Institute of International Affairs on Victoria Island.

Please go about your normal business, and whatever happens, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, attempt to insult of otherwise impede the progress of that cow, to ensure that he doesn't decide to decorate those long sharp horns, with your long intestine.

Even in the USA, cattle have the right of way, and are in fact provided with official police escorts, whenever they venture onto the freeway for a leisurely stroll. This image was captured outside Houston Texas, on highway 290. Note how all the vehicles are prevented from disturbing the cow during this important exercise.

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divinehand2003:
It's only in Nigeria you see these strange things

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Which country have you been?

Pidgin2:


This type of attitude is the reason why laziness prevails in this country. Even when they see cow on the road, they will wait for the Federal Government to come and catch the cow for them while looking like lucozade, continue in your self defense

You better wake up from your deep slumber and stop comparing sanity with insanity. Never put Nigeria and the USA on the same comparison table. Okay?

mariyah:
Wonders

Sometimes is better u jus read foolish comments like the ones on this thread n not add a comment if u ain't got nothing to say. Watin cor b wonder 4 animal wen dey waka 4 road? is this d first time its happening? weather u swallow foolish semen I nor know.

dingbang:
I give up on this country...

ma nigga

Pidgin2:


Good, you are not wanted here

Nah fight?

Pidgin2:
If this happened abroad you wil see the average citizen trying to call the police and some will even attempt to catch the cow to prevent accident but as it happened here everyone will rather wait for government than to attempt catching it to save lives

The cow may God's gift to someone as today is public holiday

BioTeck:


You better wake up from your deep slumber and stop comparing sanity with insanity. Never put Nigeria and the USA on the same comparison table. Okay?

Y waste ur mb on that female pidgin? semens from diff niggaz must have blocked her brain if she compares a religious 3rd world nation like Nigeria to new world USA

Erred!

omo that thing go good to break fasting Fulani heardmen out break

they welcoming our bubu back

Kathmandu:
It seems these cattles are now becoming Nigeria biggest headache



The Presidiot prioritise Cattle over humans so cattles are now untouchable.


Kill that cattle and see DSS breaking your door

Stop drinking cum every morning. It gets you demented by the day. How did cattle affect your life or did it stop your menstruation?

You mean buhari

Lol. The cow obviously want to loose some weight, so engaged in road walk. No be only man sabi do am

One NIGERIA

Pidgin2:
If this happened abroad you wil see the average citizen trying to call the police and some will even attempt to catch the cow to prevent accident but as it happened here everyone will rather wait for government than to attempt catching it to save lives

Babe with dis ur comment I dnt think u stay in naija... If you do u wld knw that if you touch that cow u are in big trouble. Even the police wldnt dare to touch the cow....

Oxtonguy:
To arrest the bull

Yes

Pidgin2:


This type of attitude is the reason why laziness prevails in this country. Even when they see cow on the road, they will wait for the Federal Government to come and catch the cow for them while looking like lucozade, continue in your self defense

Abeg sharap dia... How many cows u don catch... Or you want to tell me you have never seen cows on main road?

Pidgin2:
If this happened abroad you wil see the average citizen trying to call the police and some will even attempt to catch the cow to prevent accident but as it happened here everyone will rather wait for government than to attempt catching it to save lives

na you be this? First reasonable comment.

Kyase:
na you be this? First reasonable comment.

She is now a new creature or her account has been
hacked.

This will lead to issues down the road...Road safety officials should "take the bull by the horn"

Hope bomb no dey inside the body Just curious sha cause no be today dem don dey look for way to blow that bridge. Boko Haram tried and failed so the same as Niger delta Militant

Fulani herdsmen loading!

Pidgin2:


This type of attitude is the reason why laziness prevails in this country. Even when they see cow on the road, they will wait for the Federal Government to come and catch the cow for them while looking like lucozade, continue in your self defense

What is worrying this one E be like say you never see where cow dey fling person before abi?
Smor head.

Proudlyngwa:

She is now a new creature or her account has been hacked.

lol, naso i see am

Oxtonguy:
To arrest the bull

yes to arrest the bull.. we have traqualizers for that purpose...

Na to kill the cos sure pass instead of calling the police.
See better meat

One of Boko Haram's tactics

Run

Ehen? so what? please don't disturb the guy, it's taking a quiet stroll along the bridge