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17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Mikeshiangala(m): 8:29pm On May 28, 2017



I don’t know about you, but when someone tells me not to Google something , I immediately do it.
It’s a sickness i guess because I can’t think of a single instance where whatever I discovered online after being explicitly warned against looking for it didn’t live up to my awful expectations. In other words, when people tell you not to Google something, they usually have a damn good reason.

So why am I sharing this roundup post of things you shouldn’t google, knowing full well that some of you are going to Google them anyway, and I will be the one to blame for your subsequent discomfort?
Because I am a very, very, very bad person, that’s why.
Keep reading … IF YOU DARE.


That said, here are a few things you should never type into Google’s search box :



1.Clock spider




I can’t even type those words without my scalp crawling. Now, I have a THING about spiders so your creep factor on this one may vary, but if you’re a fellow arachnophobe, you definitely definitely don’t want to Google Image Search this term.



2.Bedbugs on Mattress



SWEET JESUS NO!



3.Wet koala




Eventually the Internet will inform you that the viral image of a “wet koala” is in fact fake. But not before you are SCARRED FOR LIFE by the damp, fanged, rage-filled creature someone dreamed up via Photoshop.



4.Tetris Fantic




What could ever be wrong about googling Tetris? I mean, it’s Tetris, right? Wrong again. There is a type of pornographic fan fiction inspired by Tetris. It sounds something like this:
“I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of pre-intimacy. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life …”



5.Yourself




Either you’ll find no proof whatsoever of your existence, or you’ll realize just how screwed-up your Internet legacy will be. There’s no happy outcome here.



6.Lazy sundays




There are no words to describe this… Unless you are into old men, who enjoy “scrubbing” each other in the shower, you should try to stay away.



7.Blue Waffle




There is honestly no need to elaborate. Whatever you do, just don’t.



8.Tub Girl




Do you know the games where you have to concentrate really, really, really hard, and then a scary face appears out of nowhere and you fall of your chair crying? Tub girl is in some ways similar to those faces, because it manages to scare the life out of innocent people. If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t look it up, because your reaction might be similar to this guy’s.


9.Fournier




10.Meatspin


11.Goatse (Espcially not this one)

12.Two Girls,One cup

13.Cake farts

14.Skeleton in the closet

15.Google pewdiepie

16.Lemon party

17.Mr.Hands



and that’s todays list don’t be too curious to know them.

Also Read on: 9 Google tricks You Need to try Out.
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Shelloween(m): 9:16pm On May 28, 2017
I will comment after googling those things. BRB.

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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by freesinzu(m): 9:16pm On May 28, 2017
tongue tongue embarassed googled all of it

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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Alitair(m): 9:28pm On May 28, 2017
Curiousity really killed the cat. Regret some things i saw

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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 9:43pm On May 28, 2017
wet koala

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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Me77: 9:58pm On May 28, 2017
If you have goggled the images, paste it here. to save us from the hassle.

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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 11:21pm On May 28, 2017
I google the whole damn things and don't feel a shiit.. I guess I'm not a human

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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Chiefly(m): 11:29pm On May 28, 2017
tongue
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by SammyT95(m): 12:14am On May 29, 2017
YOUNGSTUNNA:
I google the whole damn things and don't feel a shiit.. I guess I'm not a human
f*UCK, Those videos are really disturbing

i guess u didn't watch the 2 girl one cup video, that shit ruin my day couldn't eat

if you think you are brave watch the two girl one cup video and let me know how you felt
http://2girls1cup.ca/
that's the f*ucking link

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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 4:44am On May 29, 2017
U NO PUT PORN
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by blingxx(m): 6:06am On May 29, 2017
SammyT95:

f*UCK, Those videos are really disturbing

i guess u didn't watch the 2 girl one cup video, that shit ruin my day couldn't eat

if you think you are brave watch the two girl one cup video and let me know how you felt
http://2girls1cup.ca/
that's the f*ucking link

go and watch .. one man one jar, one man one screwdriver ... don't thank me undecided
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Hades2016(m): 7:08am On May 29, 2017
Don't ever Google No 12 two girls one cup .... pls don't Google that's shiiiit

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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Evablizin(f): 7:25am On May 29, 2017
Hades2016:
Don't ever Google 12 two girls one cup .... pls don't Google that's shiiiit
u mean i shouldnt visit my internet about the 2 gals shit tnx

Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by DonCortino: 7:34am On May 29, 2017
SammyT95:

f*UCK, Those videos are really disturbing

i guess u didn't watch the 2 girl one cup video, that shit ruin my day couldn't eat

if you think you are brave watch the two girl one cup video and let me know how you felt
http://2girls1cup.ca/
that's the f*ucking link

I have still not recovered! embarassed

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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by hayoholla(m): 7:43am On May 29, 2017
Reverse psychology[color=#770077][/color]
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Hades2016(m): 7:46am On May 29, 2017
Evablizin:
u mean i shouldnt visit my internet about the 2 gals shit tnx
yes sister don't shiiiit is not nice at all embarassed
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by ShawttySoFyne(f): 8:51am On May 29, 2017
Hades2016:
Don't ever Google No 12 two girls one cup .... pls don't Google that's shiiiit
I just goggled it lmao.

Real Nasty

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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 8:53am On May 29, 2017
SammyT95:

f*UCK, Those videos are really disturbing

i guess u didn't watch the 2 girl one cup video, that shit ruin my day couldn't eat

if you think you are brave watch the two girl one cup video and let me know how you felt
http://2girls1cup.ca/
that's the f*ucking link
lol, that's my favorite clips... I've watched it long ago... even watch something more disgusting than that bro... ever watch girls eating dog poo and vomit, then vomiting them out and eat them again?? I have...
nothing scares or disgust me bro...
I've seen worse.
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by ruggedtimi(m): 9:01am On May 29, 2017
lol..watch two guys one horse.. grin and also fruit loops
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Rtopzy(f): 9:09am On May 29, 2017
With all d comments above, I think I should stick to the op's advice. I'm not googling a thing. I dn't wanna puke

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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Abee79(m): 10:42am On May 29, 2017
drunkcow:
U NO PUT PORN

Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 10:57am On May 29, 2017
One horse, one eye tongue
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 10:58am On May 29, 2017
[quote author=Abee79 post=56983396][/quote]Vaselinecrewbos member spotted
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 11:01am On May 29, 2017
Godvilla:
One horse, one eye tongue
BET werin ogavilla leave xgravity com do for here
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by abumeinben(m): 11:49am On May 29, 2017
My Google is not googooing, pls who's Google has googled the taboos let them glue the​googled pishors hear.
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nastydroid(m): 12:04pm On May 29, 2017
SammyT95:

f*UCK, Those videos are really disturbing

i guess u didn't watch the 2 girl one cup video, that shit ruin my day couldn't eat

if you think you are brave watch the two girl one cup video and let me know how you felt
http://2girls1cup.ca/
that's the f*ucking link
i felt normal
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Hades2016(m): 12:20pm On May 29, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
I just goggled it lmao.

Real Nasty
OMG !!!!!! You shouldn't do that ....... those girls are possessed. .. I saw that shiit like 3 years ago and I throw up ewww

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