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17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Mikeshiangala(m): 8:29pm On May 28, 2017 |
I don’t know about you, but when someone tells me not to Google something , I immediately do it. It’s a sickness i guess because I can’t think of a single instance where whatever I discovered online after being explicitly warned against looking for it didn’t live up to my awful expectations. In other words, when people tell you not to Google something, they usually have a damn good reason. So why am I sharing this roundup post of things you shouldn’t google, knowing full well that some of you are going to Google them anyway, and I will be the one to blame for your subsequent discomfort? Because I am a very, very, very bad person, that’s why. Keep reading … IF YOU DARE. That said, here are a few things you should never type into Google’s search box : 1.Clock spider I can’t even type those words without my scalp crawling. Now, I have a THING about spiders so your creep factor on this one may vary, but if you’re a fellow arachnophobe, you definitely definitely don’t want to Google Image Search this term. 2.Bedbugs on Mattress SWEET JESUS NO! 3.Wet koala Eventually the Internet will inform you that the viral image of a “wet koala” is in fact fake. But not before you are SCARRED FOR LIFE by the damp, fanged, rage-filled creature someone dreamed up via Photoshop. 4.Tetris Fantic What could ever be wrong about googling Tetris? I mean, it’s Tetris, right? Wrong again. There is a type of pornographic fan fiction inspired by Tetris. It sounds something like this: “I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of pre-intimacy. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life …” 5.Yourself Either you’ll find no proof whatsoever of your existence, or you’ll realize just how screwed-up your Internet legacy will be. There’s no happy outcome here. 6.Lazy sundays There are no words to describe this… Unless you are into old men, who enjoy “scrubbing” each other in the shower, you should try to stay away. 7.Blue Waffle There is honestly no need to elaborate. Whatever you do, just don’t. 8.Tub Girl Do you know the games where you have to concentrate really, really, really hard, and then a scary face appears out of nowhere and you fall of your chair crying? Tub girl is in some ways similar to those faces, because it manages to scare the life out of innocent people. If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t look it up, because your reaction might be similar to this guy’s. 9.Fournier 10.Meatspin 11.Goatse (Espcially not this one) 12.Two Girls,One cup 13.Cake farts 14.Skeleton in the closet 15.Google pewdiepie 16.Lemon party 17.Mr.Hands and that’s todays list don’t be too curious to know them. Also Read on: 9 Google tricks You Need to try Out. |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Shelloween(m): 9:16pm On May 28, 2017 |
I will comment after googling those things. BRB. 3 Likes |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by freesinzu(m): 9:16pm On May 28, 2017 |
googled all of it 3 Likes |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Alitair(m): 9:28pm On May 28, 2017 |
Curiousity really killed the cat. Regret some things i saw 1 Like |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 9:43pm On May 28, 2017 |
wet koala 3 Likes
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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Me77: 9:58pm On May 28, 2017 |
If you have goggled the images, paste it here. to save us from the hassle. 1 Like |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 11:21pm On May 28, 2017 |
I google the whole damn things and don't feel a shiit.. I guess I'm not a human 2 Likes |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Chiefly(m): 11:29pm On May 28, 2017 |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by SammyT95(m): 12:14am On May 29, 2017 |
YOUNGSTUNNA:f*UCK, Those videos are really disturbing i guess u didn't watch the 2 girl one cup video, that shit ruin my day couldn't eat if you think you are brave watch the two girl one cup video and let me know how you felt http://2girls1cup.ca/ that's the f*ucking link 1 Like |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 4:44am On May 29, 2017 |
U NO PUT PORN |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by blingxx(m): 6:06am On May 29, 2017 |
SammyT95: go and watch .. one man one jar, one man one screwdriver ... don't thank me |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Hades2016(m): 7:08am On May 29, 2017 |
Don't ever Google No 12 two girls one cup .... pls don't Google that's shiiiit 1 Like |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Evablizin(f): 7:25am On May 29, 2017 |
Hades2016:u mean i shouldnt visit my internet about the 2 gals shit tnx
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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by DonCortino: 7:34am On May 29, 2017 |
SammyT95: I have still not recovered! 5 Likes |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by hayoholla(m): 7:43am On May 29, 2017 |
Reverse psychology[color=#770077][/color] |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Hades2016(m): 7:46am On May 29, 2017 |
Evablizin:yes sister don't shiiiit is not nice at all |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by ShawttySoFyne(f): 8:51am On May 29, 2017 |
Hades2016:I just goggled it lmao. Real Nasty 2 Likes |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 8:53am On May 29, 2017 |
SammyT95:lol, that's my favorite clips... I've watched it long ago... even watch something more disgusting than that bro... ever watch girls eating dog poo and vomit, then vomiting them out and eat them again?? I have... nothing scares or disgust me bro... I've seen worse. |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by ruggedtimi(m): 9:01am On May 29, 2017 |
lol..watch two guys one horse.. and also fruit loops |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Rtopzy(f): 9:09am On May 29, 2017 |
With all d comments above, I think I should stick to the op's advice. I'm not googling a thing. I dn't wanna puke 1 Like |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Abee79(m): 10:42am On May 29, 2017 |
drunkcow:
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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 10:57am On May 29, 2017 |
One horse, one eye |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 10:58am On May 29, 2017 |
[quote author=Abee79 post=56983396][/quote]Vaselinecrewbos member spotted |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nobody: 11:01am On May 29, 2017 |
Godvilla:BET werin ogavilla leave xgravity com do for here |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by abumeinben(m): 11:49am On May 29, 2017 |
My Google is not googooing, pls who's Google has googled the taboos let them glue thegoogled pishors hear. |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Nastydroid(m): 12:04pm On May 29, 2017 |
SammyT95:i felt normal |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Try Googling by Hades2016(m): 12:20pm On May 29, 2017 |
ShawttySoFyne:OMG !!!!!! You shouldn't do that ....... those girls are possessed. .. I saw that shiit like 3 years ago and I throw up ewww |
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