Twins look alike but they differ in temperament and upbringing, i still wonder why.
In yoruba land, twins are usually called Taiye and Kehinde or sometimes Idowu and Alaba

Bonemarrow32:
Yes, that wonderful exclamation when I finally cum

cum to ur senses

Sense is lacking in ur words

Words riddle me and tickle my mind like a puzzle.

Puzzle is meant to test our wisdom and will remain so until the efficient poison is isolated and redefined

Redefined, I am.

Am the happiest man on earth ever since i learnt how to drive a car, now am going to buy my own car

Car is what I've learnt to drive since I was a child, when I used to make them myself. I'll be the happiest man on earth when learn how to drive ladies.

Ladies,you can be what you want to be,just do your best in life.

Life of ladies is like the water in the river, they never stop, they keep happening repeatedly.
so accept them in their best, most friendly and simplest relation to us. Ladies with pussy are essential on earth just as greese is necessary to wheels that they may run smoothly.

Smoothly going ladies are rare

Rare occasions i here good news about Nigeria without developing a heart attack.

Attack, attacked, attacking, attacker... English is a bitch

Bitçh, go down low and open that mouth

Mouth to mouth kiss is dangerful

Dangerful, eweh! I have not heard that kind of english before oh. Comrade, that is an English language vawulence

Vawulence?
We are on the same page, my dear linguist

Linguist is a person skilled in languages

Languages I can speak are countable.

countable can be associated with money but not grains of rice

Rice too can be counted but through a different method

Method using what exactly ?

Exactly what i wanted to ask

ask and you shall receive says the Lord

Lord of lords, king of kings, how thankful we are 2 you this morning 4 counting us among the living. Many are in the hospital, many are in the motuary, many are even suffering from one sickness or the other, but here we are sound and healthy, it's not by our power or by our might, but it's by your love and mercy over our lives. We say thank you. Jehovah, we are sinners, we have sinned against you one way or the other knowingly and unknowingly, father we ask of your forgiveness. Jehovah you said in your words that we should ask and it shall be given unto us, we should seek and we shall find, o lord whatever it is that each and everyone of us have been asking of you, whatever petitions we have made known to you grant them unto to us speedily in thy mighty name of Jesus. Any evil man or wowan viewing our progress in life or even the progress of this thread, may they recieve blindness in thy mighty name of jesus. No weapon formed against us shall prosper. Thank you father thank you lord for answered prayers Amen.

Amen my brother

Brother work o; prayers don't work with without work.

Work without the favor of God in prayers still is void

Void is it when you lavish on your babe and abandon your mum

Mum can only be used to qualify a virtuous woman not all these born troway woke girls

Girls must have dealt this brother a great blow in life, the reason he's always frowning

Frowning is he, wondering how one tiny woman must have made him tense enough in the past and then thinking of how to raze her.