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Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by koolchicco: 7:16pm On Jan 19, 2010

Sam Milla:

Chico i see you are a potential asunderist between me and plat,

i am giving you sanctions ASAP.
Starting from not watching your Youtube Videos again.

Boss,

Henceforth I refrain from further posting on this thread!

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by platinumnk(f): 7:42pm On Jan 19, 2010

koolchicco:

Boss,

Henceforth I refrain from further posting on this thread!

nooo i love your youtube!

if u leave no one is going to correct Sam oo grin

See how he wants to leave a wild chicken to kill me embarassed

suxes2005:

Aight bros, no qualms. Y'a Welcome

I've got gift for those that dropped dia wishes , Watch out. 1st poster, 10th poster, 100th poster

SHALOM

LOLS

Id rather win one of Sam's Site prizes grin

na2day?:

@ plat

did i not tell u to smoke some garri and 3 kuli kuli and u will get better? and i even told u that if that dont work u shld go to see the babalawo close to that river, he takes care of all kinds of flu for a low price

me smoke?

mba! my lungs have taken enough abuse! grin

btw where is my soup? it should have been here 6 hours ago!! angry

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by nich(m): 8:07pm On Jan 19, 2010

for reallz where you ill?

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by platinumnk(f): 8:16pm On Jan 19, 2010

^^ Yea I have the flu now, but im recovering, I felt much much better after finding out about this thread.

I laughed soo much grin

the pains have dissapeared! cheesy

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by nich(m): 8:24pm On Jan 19, 2010

eeya pele! have you heard that good old bear-hug (especially from the opposite gender) helps? grin

just holla if you need one. i'd let you know what's real. tongue

get well soon dearie!

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jan 19, 2010

I was just about to leave a "get well soon" message when i see plat's posts. grin

Was she really sick?

Anyway get well soon dear. What would i do without your sarcastic put downs? cheesy

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by semid4lyfe(m): 8:54pm On Jan 19, 2010

The Phone Section Poster of the Year wishes the Romance Section Poster of the Year a quick and full recovery - lol

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by platinumnk(f): 10:10pm On Jan 19, 2010

LOLZ

@ nich , David and Semi-
Thank you honies kiss

@nich - is a hug is all, im not sure ull let me go cheesy

@David- Where would i be without my arch nemesis grin

Back on Nairaland I can hardly remember I am ill wink

@ Semi- Na u sabi! That one was a correct and offical Post grin

I hail you oooooo grin

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by SamMilla1(m): 10:49pm On Jan 19, 2010

Wild chicken killing you,
=))
are you that scared ?

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by platinumnk(f): 10:59pm On Jan 19, 2010

^^Haba

I have never killed a live Chicken in my life and I dont plan to.

The one time I held a chicken in my hands was when my dad caught it (it was roaming too far in the yard)
and he told me to hold it by the legs.

I was sooo scared, but it was calm at first but then it must have felt my hand shaking and it flapped and it tried to peck at my hands shocked

I quickly dropped that thing, which pissed of my dad because the rooster ran away grin

That was 2 years ago grin

Then my sister told me a when she went home a wild chicken that Grandma was keeping attacked her and she had a gash on her leg lipsrsealed

And When I went home and saw my grandma and i saw Nigerian Turkeys shocked

They look so visious and EVIL lipsrsealed

Scariest looking birds ever shocked

the Turkeys look like they would eat me alive if i got near them embarassed

I hope to never see a Nigerian Vulture lipsrsealed

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by SamMilla1(m): 11:01pm On Jan 19, 2010

platinumnk:

^^Haba I have never killed a live Chicken in my life and I dont plan to.

The one time I held a chicken in my hands was when my dad caught it (it was roaming too far in the yard)
and he told me to hold it by the legs.

I was sooo scared, but it was calm at first but then it must have felt my hand shaking and it flapped and it tried to peck at my hands

I quickly dropped that thing, which pissed of my dad because the rooster ran away

That was 2 years ago

Then my sister told me a when she went home a wild chicken that Grandma was keeping attacked her and she had a gash on her leg

And When I went home and saw my grandma and i saw Nigerian Turkeys They look so visious and EVIL Scariest looking birds ever

the Turkeys look like they would eat me alive if i got near them

I hope to never see a Nigerian Vulture

and yet you want chicken soup ?

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jan 19, 2010

platinumnk:

^^Haba I have never killed a live Chicken in my life and I dont plan to.

The one time I held a chicken in my hands was when my dad caught it (it was roaming too far in the yard)
and he told me to hold it by the legs.

I was sooo scared, but it was calm at first but then it must have felt my hand shaking and it flapped and it tried to peck at my hands

I quickly dropped that thing, which pissed of my dad because the rooster ran away

That was 2 years ago

Then my sister told me a when she went home a wild chicken that Grandma was keeping attacked her and she had a gash on her leg

And When I went home and saw my grandma and i saw Nigerian Turkeys They look so visious and EVIL Scariest looking birds ever

the Turkeys look like they would eat me alive if i got near them

I hope to never see a Nigerian Vulture

What a chicken this girl is.

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by platinumnk(f): 11:05pm On Jan 19, 2010

Sam Milla:

and yet you want chicken soup ?

^^ yes na- I can cook Chicken but you wont catch me killing one shocked

davidylan:

What a chicken this girl is.

haba now david! i wasnt raised on a farm! shocked

Though when we went home I was shocked that my mom waved a huge turkey in the air before giving it to the church.

I was like chaiiiiiiiiii shocked

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by SamMilla1(m): 11:15pm On Jan 19, 2010

david stay out of this, this is a family matter.

there will be no more chicken for you. unless you are willing to kill it yourself.
you make me look like a serial killer since i dont know how many chickens i have murdered in cold blood.

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by platinumnk(f): 11:16pm On Jan 19, 2010

^^ na u be my big strong warrior husband sad

If you dont kill the chickens, how will I eat?

embarassed

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by SamMilla1(m): 11:22pm On Jan 19, 2010

platinumnk:

^^ na u be my big strong warrior husband

If you dont kill the chickens, how will I eat?

well i suggest you start learning how to eat live chickens cos i m going for confession to erase the conscience of a killer hovering over my mind.

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by platinumnk(f): 11:25pm On Jan 19, 2010

^^ but im also a killer because I EAT them embarassed

Plsss. . . dont stop killing them shocked

Who is going to butcher the cow as well? embarassed

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by SamMilla1(m): 11:29pm On Jan 19, 2010

[goes off to confession with heads bowed]

Women, you either have to be a thief , a killer, a liar or stinking rich to satisfy them.

though not my platinum, she only wants me to be a killer. nothing more,

hey plat, we will have to go vegies.

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by koolchicco: 11:32pm On Jan 19, 2010

Sam Milla:

[goes off to confession with heads bowed]

Women, you either have to be a thief , a killer, a liar or stinking rich to satisfy them.

ROTFL

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by platinumnk(f): 11:40pm On Jan 19, 2010

Sam Milla:

[goes off to confession with heads bowed]

Women, you either have to be a thief , a killer, a liar or stinking rich to satisfy them.

though not my platinum, she only wants me to be a killer. nothing more,

hey plat, we will have to go vegies.

noooooooooooooo . . u heard of the plant that attacks people? shocked

abeg . . I want chicken embarassed

what nigerian u know is a veggie person shocked

koolchicco:

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ROTFL

lol i guess you have to free the rooster for your sacrifice grin

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by SamMilla1(m): 11:43pm On Jan 19, 2010

lol i guess you have to free the rooster for your sacrifice

is chico a native doctor ?

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by THEAMAKA(f): 11:44pm On Jan 19, 2010

plat, I'm going to the native doctor now, and making a potion for you to get well. lol

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by platinumnk(f): 11:45pm On Jan 19, 2010

^^ he said you had a secret brother hood. .

honey my lungs are on fire, please go and kill that chicken outside and prepare soup Im beggin you

I am the mother of your children embarassed

THE AMAKA:

plat, I'm going to the native doctor now, and making a potion for you to get well. lol

chineke

please noo ooo, native doctors you have to give something to get something, he might want one of Sam's Children.

Koolchico- your kids are safe wink

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by SamMilla1(m): 11:46pm On Jan 19, 2010

THE AMAKA:

plat, I'm going to the native doctor now, and making a potion for you to get well. lol

Yea, its hereditary i guess, just like your dad. tongue

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by THEAMAKA(f): 11:47pm On Jan 19, 2010

huh??

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by SamMilla1(m): 11:47pm On Jan 19, 2010

platinumnk:

^^ he said you had a secret brother hood. .

honey my lungs are on fire, please go and kill that chicken outside and prepare soup Im beggin you

I am the mother of your children

chineke please noo ooo, native doctors you have to give something to get something, he might want one of Sam's Children.

Koolchico- your kids are safe

you better put your lungs in the freezer. i just returned from confession.

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by platinumnk(f): 11:52pm On Jan 19, 2010

u see me like this and you still dont kill the chicken?

did the priest tell u to starve your wife? embarassed

[img]http://webb.nmu.edu/HealthCenter/Images/flu-girl350.jpg[/img]

wia is Koolchicco- Im in the market for a new husband, this one want to collect my life insurance policy grin

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by SamMilla1(m): 11:55pm On Jan 19, 2010

Let me go bring my cup, i need some of those tea baby

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by platinumnk(f): 12:03am On Jan 20, 2010

(runs into the other room)

haaaawkk
I coughed all over it, no tea until u KILL that chicken

Now be a man and kill it angry

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by SamMilla1(m): 12:12am On Jan 20, 2010

Really , it requires a man to kill a chicken and a woman to eat it.

Nice theory. i am afraid i will not allow the practical part of that theory.
Kill it or give me tea. i have already gone vergie

[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:xIHMAfNkxHM-hM:http://fotosa.ru/stock_photo/Fancy%2520by%2520Veer/p_2705954.jpg[/img]

bites of a part of my apple

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by suxes2005(m): 1:17am On Jan 20, 2010

Dearest,

tnx 2 God ya alright now,

SHALOM

Re: Platinumnk: Dearest is Doin Fine by ravenzord(m): 2:13am On Jan 20, 2010

Hey, Plat, didn't even know you were sick, and I never knew you had so many fans. I guess you're well by now, so you don't need any TLC 2 get well. Here's your number 1 fan saying it's a gud thing you're hale and hearty. Szia

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