A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.
Very worried, the captain calls the Aminu Kano Airport.

"Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting
flight 007""Do you
copy?"

Kano tower:- "yes Alhaji Smith we cofi"

British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical
faults"

Kano tower:- "kai haba!"

British Airways: - "sorry tower couldnt get that"

Kano tower:- "okay plight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in
injin?"

British Airways: - "Negative, power in engines dead"

Kano tower:- "Walahi?"

British Airways:- "Negative didn't copy"

Kano Tower:- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty
thousand peet?"

British Airways:- "negative tower, wings won't respond"

Kano tower:- "kai!"

British Airways:- "negative didn't copy that tower"

Kano Tower:- "okay da flane will kom down in som tym
due to low injin fawa,ofun yo taya at
altitute sis thousan pit, due 1st sebenty digri"

British Airways:- "Negative, can't activate the landing
gear"

Kano tower:- "Wayyo Allah!"

British Airways:- "awaiting order, flight 007"

Kano Towers:- "okay refit apta me"

British Airways:- "okay what?"

Kano Tower:- "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU
ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI!

LWKMD hehehehe!

lol ;d ;d :d :d :d :d

na real Aboki