One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house
next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe
in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a
magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his
lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look.

Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new
neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly
man, opened the door.


"Excuse me," the man stammered, "But I couldn't help but notice how
beautiful your wife is."


"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.


"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts
are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those
breasts."


The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appears
and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few
moments. Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside.


"OK," the husband says gruffly, "For ten thousand dollars you can kiss
my wife's breasts."


At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire
hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub
his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several
minutes, until the husband gets annoyed.


"Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls.


"I can't," replies our awe-struck man, still nuzzling away.


"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.


"I don't have ten thousand dollars."

Hehehe. That guy must get a slap in the butt. i know it. Lol

the guy do die

Lol