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Diamond Is A Lady's Bestfriend (hilarious) by Upsalenaija(m): 11:47am On Jun 09, 2017
A multi-billionaire, Chief Emeka Ahamefuna Nwankwo, who lives in Banana Island, Lagos maintained a mistress, bought a house in VGC for her to live in (in his own name though) and would give her a monthly allowance of N500,000. The house cost him about N75,000,000 in 2010. In January this year (2017), he sold the house for N225 million, after they broke up.

A quick calculation shows that after a 6-year fling with the mistress, he spent a total sum of N36 million on her monthly allowances plus N75 million cost of the mansion and still had a net profit of N114 million.

When his wife found out about this, she was very mad at him and yelled at him, "BLOODY IDIOT!!! Why the hell didn't you keep two Mistresses? At least by now we would have made double the money"

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Re: Diamond Is A Lady's Bestfriend (hilarious) by Upsalenaija(m): 4:18pm On Jun 09, 2017
Funny and real
Re: Diamond Is A Lady's Bestfriend (hilarious) by Upsalenaija(m): 6:29am On Jun 10, 2017
The rich mindset is their greatest Asset
Re: Diamond Is A Lady's Bestfriend (hilarious) by Upsalenaija(m): 8:32pm On Jun 10, 2017
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Re: Diamond Is A Lady's Bestfriend (hilarious) by Upsalenaija(m): 2:40pm On Jun 12, 2017
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Re: Diamond Is A Lady's Bestfriend (hilarious) by Upsalenaija(m): 5:25pm On Jun 22, 2017
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