Three friends Rukewe, Oghene and Akpos decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and they sets out for the park 10km away. It takes them 2hrs to get there.
When they got to the picnic, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches, after checking around Oghene found out Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener with the other things. Then they begged Akpos to make the 4-hour trip to and fro for the opener, “you will finish the sandwiches before I get back” Akpos protested.

“No we wont” assured Rukewe, after some more cajoling from them, Akpos reluctantly set out for the opener. After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpos. They decided to wait for another 3 hours, still no sign of Akpos.
After waiting on Akpos for more than 8 hours, they were now very hungry and decided to take one sandwich each. As they were about to eat, Akpos popped out from behind a rock screaming “I KNEW YOU’D EAT THE SANDWICH!!! AM NOT GOING AGAIN”!!!
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