Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,813 members, 7,820,875 topics. Date: Tuesday, 07 May 2024 at 11:57 PM

Athiests Repent! - Religion - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Religion / Athiests Repent! (897 Views)

Love Life Of Athiests And Agnostics / Let The Athiests Come In Here Lets Settle Ourselves / ATHIESTS-- The Obama-healthcare Bill Requires Implanted With Chip On Right Hand (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Athiests Repent! by jonbellion(m): 11:43am On Jun 12, 2017
Before it's too late

Re: Athiests Repent! by hopefulLandlord: 12:22pm On Jun 12, 2017
I want to repent

1 Like

Re: Athiests Repent! by bennyann: 2:16pm On Jun 12, 2017
See them ooo. Yeye people.

They've started with their jokes again.
Re: Athiests Repent! by jonbellion(m): 3:11pm On Jun 12, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
I want to repent
me too cheesy
Re: Athiests Repent! by jonbellion(m): 3:12pm On Jun 12, 2017
bennyann:
See them ooo. Yeye people.

They've started with their jokes again.
huh
Re: Athiests Repent! by Akiintom: 3:14pm On Jun 12, 2017
Jesus appeared to me last night. He particularly told me that OP was going to deliver a message to me, and that i should take it as a personal msg.

Thank you Jesus, now I'm ready to forsake my foolish ways, i renounce you Satan and I'm the lord's now.

Jesus come into my ass, sorry into my heart now, come in to pump the blood into my brain, so i can become more rational and intelligent.

Thank you Jesus!

I'm now born New atheist!

3 Likes

Re: Athiests Repent! by JackBizzle: 3:26pm On Jun 12, 2017
Una don dey craze abi?
Re: Athiests Repent! by Akiintom: 3:33pm On Jun 12, 2017
bennyann:
See them ooo. Yeye people.
They've started with their jokes again.
How did you know I'm joking?
Do you now think that Jesus can't appear to me?
Re: Athiests Repent! by jonbellion(m): 4:44pm On Jun 12, 2017
JackBizzle:
Una don dey craze abi?
repent sir
Re: Athiests Repent! by mrmrmister: 5:56pm On Jun 12, 2017
I want to repent.
Yesterday night, Jesus appeared to me and took me on a journey to hell.
It was horrible.

I saw Satan raping sinners in their asses, I don't want to be a victim.

Pastor pray for me. cry cry

1 Like

Re: Athiests Repent! by hopefulLandlord: 6:27pm On Jun 12, 2017
mrmrmister:
I want to repent. Yesterday night, Jesus appeared to me and took me on a journey to hell. It was horrible.
I saw Satan raping sinners in their asses, I don't want to be a victim.
Pastor pray for me. cry cry
blood of Mohammed!!! I want to repent now more than ever
Re: Athiests Repent! by bennyann: 8:51pm On Jun 13, 2017
Akiintom:

How did you know I'm joking?

Do you now think that Jesus can't appear to me?

So you think Jesus can appear to you? lipsrsealed

Heiii, Bro akin

If you allow Jesus, He will.

But if I should look at you, it would be by grace I would think Jesus will appear to you lipsrsealed grin
Re: Athiests Repent! by bennyann: 8:53pm On Jun 13, 2017
Akiintom:
Jesus appeared to me last night. He particularly told me that OP was going to deliver a message to me, and that i should take it as a personal msg.

Thank you Jesus, now I'm ready to forsake my foolish ways, i renounce you Satan and I'm the lord's now.

Jesus come into my ass, sorry into my heart now, come in to pump the blood into my brain, so i can become more rational and intelligent.

Thank you Jesus!

I'm now born New atheist!

God have mercy on you.
Re: Athiests Repent! by bennyann: 8:54pm On Jun 13, 2017
jonbellion:
huh

Come on! That isn't annoying compared to your motive behind your thread.

But if you ask the irrational and illogical me, give your thread a chance in your rational mind and heart, then ponder over it again and again and then ask yourself what pushed you to create such a thread...
Re: Athiests Repent! by jonbellion(m): 10:01pm On Jun 13, 2017
mrmrmister:
I want to repent.
Yesterday night, Jesus appeared to me and took me on a journey to hell.
It was horrible.

I saw Satan raping sinners in their asses, I don't want to be a victim.

Pastor pray for me. cry cry
wow
shocked
Re: Athiests Repent! by Ranchhoddas: 10:49pm On Jun 13, 2017
jonbellion:
Before it's too late
After you Sir.
Re: Athiests Repent! by realmindz: 6:39am On Jun 16, 2017
I rly pity u people mocking d great Yahweh or Allah or Vishnu as the case may be.
on that very time, I'll only watch you guys in eternal torture while I'll be step dancing for Yahweh

1 Like

Re: Athiests Repent! by hopefulLandlord: 6:51am On Jun 16, 2017
realmindz:
I rly pity u people mocking d great Yahweh or Allah or Vishnu as the case may be.
on that very time, I'll only watch you guys in eternal torture while I'll be step dancing for Yahweh

we need Aaronsrod/Aaronson in this kinda thread
Re: Athiests Repent! by kevoh(m): 7:02am On Jun 16, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


we need Aaronsrod/Aaronson in this kinda thread
Both usernames are two different people. One is atheist (aa.ron.son) the other is a Christian.
Re: Athiests Repent! by hopefulLandlord: 7:22am On Jun 16, 2017
kevoh:

Both usernames are two different people. One is atheist (aa.ron.son) the other is a Christian.

oh! I thought its the same person
Re: Athiests Repent! by realmindz: 7:34am On Jun 16, 2017
hopefulLandlord:

we need Aaronsrod/Aaronson in this kinda thread
lol. That guy is a clown
Re: Athiests Repent! by kevoh(m): 9:13am On Jun 16, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


oh! I thought its the same person
You can go through Aaronson's post for more info.
Re: Athiests Repent! by realmindz: 8:02pm On Jun 16, 2017
kevoh:

Both usernames are two different people. One is atheist (aa.ron.son) the other is a Christian.
aaronsrod is far from being a christian
Re: Athiests Repent! by Nobody: 3:46am On Jun 17, 2017
That picture is hilarious. The way they made the feminist look like a ret*rd (I hate 3rd wave feminists) and the gay pride dude lmao grin (I'm pro-lgbt, but anti lgbt propaganda). And the sarcasm of the marijuana smoker. Though I have never taken it myself, I don't know why a plant supposedly created by God himself, known to help in curing cancer is something of the devil. I'd prefer that marijuana users ingested it with food instead of smoking it though.

1 Like

(1) (Reply)

Word Of God??? / I Need Your Opinion On Changing My Current Church / Guys Lets Look Into This, What Someone Said About Tithe.. I See Sense In It

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 19
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.