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Athiests Repent! by jonbellion(m): 11:43am On Jun 12, 2017 |
Before it's too late
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Re: Athiests Repent! by hopefulLandlord: 12:22pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
I want to repent 1 Like |
Re: Athiests Repent! by bennyann: 2:16pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
See them ooo. Yeye people. They've started with their jokes again. |
Re: Athiests Repent! by jonbellion(m): 3:11pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:me too |
Re: Athiests Repent! by jonbellion(m): 3:12pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
bennyann:huh |
Re: Athiests Repent! by Akiintom: 3:14pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
Jesus appeared to me last night. He particularly told me that OP was going to deliver a message to me, and that i should take it as a personal msg. Thank you Jesus, now I'm ready to forsake my foolish ways, i renounce you Satan and I'm the lord's now. Jesus come into my ass, sorry into my heart now, come in to pump the blood into my brain, so i can become more rational and intelligent. Thank you Jesus! I'm now born New atheist! 3 Likes |
Re: Athiests Repent! by JackBizzle: 3:26pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
Una don dey craze abi? |
Re: Athiests Repent! by Akiintom: 3:33pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
bennyann:How did you know I'm joking? Do you now think that Jesus can't appear to me? |
Re: Athiests Repent! by jonbellion(m): 4:44pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
JackBizzle:repent sir |
Re: Athiests Repent! by mrmrmister: 5:56pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
I want to repent. Yesterday night, Jesus appeared to me and took me on a journey to hell. It was horrible. I saw Satan raping sinners in their asses, I don't want to be a victim. Pastor pray for me. 1 Like |
Re: Athiests Repent! by hopefulLandlord: 6:27pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
mrmrmister:blood of Mohammed!!! I want to repent now more than ever |
Re: Athiests Repent! by bennyann: 8:51pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Akiintom: So you think Jesus can appear to you? Heiii, Bro akin If you allow Jesus, He will. But if I should look at you, it would be by grace I would think Jesus will appear to you |
Re: Athiests Repent! by bennyann: 8:53pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Akiintom: God have mercy on you. |
Re: Athiests Repent! by bennyann: 8:54pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
jonbellion: Come on! That isn't annoying compared to your motive behind your thread. But if you ask the irrational and illogical me, give your thread a chance in your rational mind and heart, then ponder over it again and again and then ask yourself what pushed you to create such a thread... |
Re: Athiests Repent! by jonbellion(m): 10:01pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
mrmrmister:wow |
Re: Athiests Repent! by Ranchhoddas: 10:49pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
jonbellion:After you Sir. |
Re: Athiests Repent! by realmindz: 6:39am On Jun 16, 2017 |
I rly pity u people mocking d great Yahweh or Allah or Vishnu as the case may be. on that very time, I'll only watch you guys in eternal torture while I'll be step dancing for Yahweh 1 Like |
Re: Athiests Repent! by hopefulLandlord: 6:51am On Jun 16, 2017 |
realmindz: we need Aaronsrod/Aaronson in this kinda thread |
Re: Athiests Repent! by kevoh(m): 7:02am On Jun 16, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:Both usernames are two different people. One is atheist (aa.ron.son) the other is a Christian. |
Re: Athiests Repent! by hopefulLandlord: 7:22am On Jun 16, 2017 |
kevoh: oh! I thought its the same person |
Re: Athiests Repent! by realmindz: 7:34am On Jun 16, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:lol. That guy is a clown |
Re: Athiests Repent! by kevoh(m): 9:13am On Jun 16, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:You can go through Aaronson's post for more info. |
Re: Athiests Repent! by realmindz: 8:02pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
kevoh:aaronsrod is far from being a christian |
Re: Athiests Repent! by Nobody: 3:46am On Jun 17, 2017 |
That picture is hilarious. The way they made the feminist look like a ret*rd (I hate 3rd wave feminists) and the gay pride dude lmao (I'm pro-lgbt, but anti lgbt propaganda). And the sarcasm of the marijuana smoker. Though I have never taken it myself, I don't know why a plant supposedly created by God himself, known to help in curing cancer is something of the devil. I'd prefer that marijuana users ingested it with food instead of smoking it though. 1 Like |
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