My experience so far outside orientation camp


My first experience so far was when I first dashed my feet on Northern soil.
I boarded a luxurious bus from Ibadan to Kano(My longest journey so far), we had few stopovers but the notable stopover was in Kaduna because few people alighted.

I used the opportunity to pee, when coming back to where the bus was, an aboki man was approaching me with power banks, I tot within myself that I would need a power bank, so I beckoned on him.

Me: Aboki inakuana... (we got there in the morning)
Aboki: Inakuana...
Me: (I picked one of the power banks) How much?
Aboki: 5k

Me: What? (I smiled... Aboki man wants to cheat me he has no idea where I come from, me, Ibadan boy
Me: 3k
Aboki: No... E pass that

Me: Hmmn... They say Abokis are straight forward, hope this man won't be offended with the way I'm hanging on the price.... I murmured

After some time, he agreed...

Me: Aboki, 2k

This man go kill me today o

Aboki: Kai! If you no wan buy comot!

I turned and decided to go, he held me and said customer bring money.

I brought out the money and collected the power bank...
Apple logo on it, 5000mAh...

Finally, I have a power bank I said....


Up till today, I don't know if it was power bank or bank power I bought or bank power....

Aboki do me wayoo...