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8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by AutoJoshNG: 4:19pm On Jun 19
Do you still go through all this process just to lock your car?

1.Get Out

2.Lock Car

3.Press Lock 3 more times

4.Pull Handle just to be sure

5.Walk away

6.Look back and lock again

7.Walk away

8.Look back just for the sake of it

If you are still in the era of locking your car this way, then you are in for a major embarrassment when you are asked to lock a car with keyless entry. .. If you lock a car with keyless entry and you pull the handle to confirm that the door is locked.. OYO is your case because the door which was already locked will quickly unlock and open again.. The door will always open again and again as far as you are holding the key close to the car.

A guy followed his boss to a meeting.. after a while, his boss told him to drop some documents in his car and close work from there. The guy dropped the documents and could not lock the door for about 30 minutes.. he taught he had spoilt the door or even the car. He later called on his boss who locked the car within a second. He felt so bad that a big boy (according to him) could not sense that a sensor was sensing the car keys.

https://autojosh.com/how-nigerians-should-get-out-of-their-cars/

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by jojothegreat(m): 4:38pm On Jun 19
grin grin

Ftc finally...
I dedicate it to legal hustlers.. not like evans oo
Y'all the real hustlers cheesy grin

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by Tapout(m): 4:41pm On Jun 19
if you lock my uncle's car more than twice using its remote, it shuts down every electrical feature of the car... It won't start until u..... Hmm lemme stop here

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by Jaytecq(m): 5:21pm On Jun 19
wow.... nice one
Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by bencarter: 5:21pm On Jun 19
hmm

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by mayorjosh(m): 5:21pm On Jun 19
We wey never buy car nko you no ask us how we they lock our leggedes benz?

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by Oladelson(m): 5:21pm On Jun 19
okay
Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by DirtyGold: 5:22pm On Jun 19
Tapout:
if you lock my uncle's car more than twice using its remote, it shuts down every electrical feature of the car... It won't start until u..... Hmm lemme stop here
...until you pour shekpe around the tyres and chant some of your village masquerade songs... You dont need to tell us, we all know cool

BTW, if i catch this OP ehn... I thought I will see something clever and he is here clowning.
OP, is it your motor? So, someone cannot lock his car ten times to be sure in peace again?
AutoJoshNG, take your time angry

What's tha business?

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by jomoh: 5:23pm On Jun 19
Why I no go wan dey sure.




If possible sef I go consult ifa make he tell me if d car dey locked properly.



E be like say you never see d madness of person way dem tiff him car before?


U sef fit join am dey look for am for inside pocket.

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by spartan117(m): 5:24pm On Jun 19
see falling hand
Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by VickyRotex(f): 5:24pm On Jun 19
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by SageTravels: 5:25pm On Jun 19
So tru
Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by Kelklein(m): 5:26pm On Jun 19
cheesy
The last looking back is to be sure where you packed cos anything can miss at anytime in this country.

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by nepapole(m): 5:27pm On Jun 19
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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by don4real18(m): 5:29pm On Jun 19
I prefer to call it precautionary measures than funny steps

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by Pjelafe(m): 5:30pm On Jun 19
It's better 2 play safe
oh. Especially wen u parked in a very uncomfortable area. As 4 me, I go check am wella.

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by PotatoSalad(m): 5:34pm On Jun 19
I don't have a car yet... Walks out. (Shouts) "Kekee kekeee"

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by Ipobwarrior: 5:37pm On Jun 19
My dad dey use iron lock his pedal and also use chain to lock bonnet

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by NubiLove(m): 5:38pm On Jun 19
smiley smiley
Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by J4parry(m): 5:38pm On Jun 19
Very funny but true

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by QueenOfNepal: 5:40pm On Jun 19
RRhrry:
Most hilarious thread
What's funny here

Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by Iamwrath: 5:47pm On Jun 19
you gorrit
Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by Iamwrath: 5:48pm On Jun 19
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

DirtyGold:


until you pour shekpe around the tyres and chant some of your village masquerade songs ... You dont need to tell us, we all know cool

BTW, if i catch this OP ehn... I thought I will see something clever and he is clowning.
OP, is it your motor? So, someone cannot lock his car ten times to be sure in peace again?
AutoJoshNG, take your time angry

What's tha business?



wicked

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by Dgunnerz(m): 5:49pm On Jun 19
It is needed so as to be safe from Evans and co. grin grin grin grin
Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by Dare2Try(m): 5:51pm On Jun 19
mayorjosh:
We wey never buy car nko you no ask us how we they lock our leggedes benz?


Funny but truth and your comment sound so familiar hope you are not who I think you are
Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by smith666999(m): 5:54pm On Jun 19
mayorjosh:
We wey never buy car nko you no ask us how we they lock our leggedes benz?




practice with ur padlock...

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by nextstep(m): 5:59pm On Jun 19
Ol boy.. I do these 8 steps oh... to avoid stories that touch...

Especially since one of the passenger doors needs several "beep" presses to lock fully
Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by CocoBee(m): 6:02pm On Jun 19
Lol.. That's my whole life in one post!

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Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by lonelydora(m): 6:06pm On Jun 19
This Op is a clown.

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