@Ucheonline.Congrats and tanxs bro.we dat reside in benin knows the gist very well.sometimes(switching to pidgin)dey go by send their girls cum meet you and she go true true cum dey flirt with you.if the boys(especially ekosodin boys)catch you,dem go ask you if the girl na your sister.if you say no,dey go make control 4 your head.my broda,enuf koboko 4 you and money wen you nor see take chop,you go use am buy beer tire.you go even becum their regular customer.foreighners/non-indigenes be warned-''awuf dey cut belle''wella 4 UNIBEST ohh.lollll

@Ucheonline.Congrats and tanxs bro.we dat reside in benin knows the gist very well.sometimes(switching to pidgin)dey go by send their girls cum meet you and she go true true cum dey flirt with you.if the boys(especially ekosodin boys)catch you,dem go ask you if the girl na your sister.if you say no,dey go make control 4 your head.my broda,enuf koboko 4 you and money wen you nor see take chop,you go use am buy beer tire.you go even becum their regular customer.foreighners/non-indigenes be warned-''awuf dey cut belle''wella 4 UNIBEST ohh.lollll

@ALL u're welcome, just puttin in my own two cents
@OSAS01 bro u're very rite, speakin of wic der's is dis guy in the law dept dat sum cult guiz setup. Dis guy dey alwez roll wit chics, not dat its a bad thing, but dis guy own wuz too much. So dhe cult boiz set him up, guess wat dey did, dey sent one of deir girls 2 him, and dis guy jst fell in to deir trap.
**Get ready to laugh** d day when dey cum dis guy haus, diz guy dey busi dey 'ehnk' girl(d one dey sent 2 him) wen dey enter his haus. Imagine ow e go feel if u dey hit girl n cult boiz suddenly cum ur crib. Dey threaten d guy seriously (he wuz lucky dey dint do worse) dat was ow diz guy left ekosodin 4 good O! E no easy!

Osaso1 and Uche, between ekosodin and Osasogie, which is safer, cos i know both location no good, but which is safer

Eligibility form na d printawt wey u get after ur online registeration.

how do i get it cause all i can see is clearance requested and nothing bout eligibility

someone please explain to me how i will go about getting the eligibility form

@Oke login in2 ur profile, @ d rite corna clik on admitd den on d page u c it der, clik it, it ll sho ur rcords den prnt

on ur status is the clearance status on clearance requested or cleared

Yes, nobody has been cleared yet. lyk ma cuzin it wil change 2 "cleared" afta physical clrnc.

okay thanks for the word bro , everything understood

U r welcome! So whr went u all dis while? Dnt tell me u wnt flexin ooh.lol

i was in Benin 4 2 weeks anticipating manual clearance now am back in lagos hoping to returnnext week
howfar av u gt an idea of how much our school fees will be

No much idea bout skool fees, but i tink atmost it wont xceed 35k. So whr in Lag do u reside?

adeniran ogunsanya bro in lere and u

Used 2 liv in ketu but left dere afta PUME. Rite now am in PH.

so which dept u dey and whats ur plans for accomodation

Am goin in 4 Industrial Chem. As for accomodatn, omo me go stay hostel 4 d main tym ooh. U nkan?

@ imhomoh ur best bet is to stay in ekosodin, its mor lively dan osasogie. Contrary to what u myt tink its a very peaceful place, dn't step on anybodi's toes and u wil be left alone.
Ds ar ma digits 08034093572
or facebuk on ucheonline3000@yahoo.com
hit me up, n i wil show y'al arund.

Here ar some popular uniben slangs
I HAIL O! Ds iz d vry popular gritin of UNIBEN students, dn't say gud mornin or gud aftanoon O! Dey wil automaticaly know u're a fresher.
Sharp guy: Evri skuul has one, diz is d fellow whu runs tins 4rm photocopyin 2 tutorials to girlz runs and evri oda types of 'Sharp runs' to make money. Dey ar d most enterprisin 1's and alwez av a lot of money by d tym dey wil be ready 2 graduate.
Bros: title 4 d guy whu wil alwez gyv u dough wen u av 'ran out'.
Chairman: dis iz d guy whu lives in his own self-containd apartment, and wil sumtimes 'borrow' u his haus, wen 'agro' hold u and u nid to 'enkh' a chic. Alwez respect ur chairman he'l luk out 4 ur interests n protect u 4rm d 'hardmen'.
Girlfriend: d girl whu cooks 4 u, does ur laundry, irons ur clothes, and is alwez handy 4 a quik game 'putt dat hole'.
Chic: d girl with whom u av a mutual respect and agreement, she alwez gyvs u dough, and u in turn shuld alwez be ready to 'swing it' wen she's in dhe mood.
Night readin: d ready made lie u av wen ur girlfrnd asks u wer u went al nyte or why ur clothes ar al mesd up, just tel her u went 4 'nite readin'.
School premises: where u don't want to be seen afta 1am. Watch out 4 mor! I'l rite dem soon.

@uche u make sense die keep keepin informd as uniben parol

@Uche guy jst kip dem comin am enjoy ur flow. i lyk d 'girlfrend' nd '9te readin' hahahaha!!! lol bro

@Uche.tanxs 4 the tips but bros the one wen you say ekosodin good and dey peaceful na lie(i stand to be corrected).nor be ekosodin dem for dey use sniper dey shoot people,wen you nor go no where bullet for come.dey still dey obtain people there wella and you must step on their toes no mata how hard you try not to.cultist 2 full there.

@deduntovic and kmute tanks i'll rite sum soon
@osaso1 trust me ma guy, ive bin in ekosodin 4 sum tym, true sumtimes tins get out of hand, but generally it is peaceful, cult guyz wil neva trouble u until yu trouble dem e.g wen yu mess with deir chic, the rumours are worse dan the reality.
no worry wen we jam 4 ben yu;l see. WATCH OUT FOR MY NEXT UNIBEN SLANGS.

@all.I HAIL O.

@all.I HAIL O.

Alrite guys lemme gyv u a few FAQ's abut UNIBEN
1.Wic faculties av d fynest girlz?: Social science/art, folowd by law, d rest are folowin closely.
2. Wat ar d basic tins i nid wen cumin 2 skuul: it depends, if ure a 'sharp guy' id say maybe a carton of condoms, and 4 d galz birth control pills, cuz we reli 'get it on' in UniBEN.
3. Wat is an exam panel: a body of pple whu u pray fervently wont invite u 4 a hearin.
4.Wat is d 'in' spot in uniben: der ar many but id say d HALL1/HALL 2 car park as 4rm 7pm.
5. Whu ar hardmen: pple u don't wanna mess wit in UNIBEN.
6. Whu is a tear rubber: d girl u ar hopin wil invite u 2 her place 4or 'private tutorials'

@imhomoh guy! Like i said To me ekosodin is safer, but its up to u to dcide want u wanna do. Ask d pple u knw arnd, let em tel u, d one dat wil favour u. Gud luk!

all d bruvs here, i hail una