I decided to go have fun on Apostle Johnson Suleiman's facebook page. Everybody was just typing AMEN like Sheep. It looks as if they were bleating 'IMEE!' 'IMEE!' so I decided to make them sound something else.



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it saddens me to see the world filled with too many retar.ds


See comments, but if these people catch you., na die ooo.

#fear not the gods that can't fight their battles but the mortals who speak, hate and kill for their gods

But seriously, why do Nigerians Think that to Criticize a man of God the punishment is death that somehow their god is going to kill the person or maybe some kind of wrath is gonna pour down on the person from their God? is it a kind of Christian Doctrine?

Deicide:
But seriously, why do Nigerians Think that to Criticize a man of God the punishment is death that somehow their god is going to kill the person or maybe some kind of wrath is gonna pour down on the person from their God? is it a kind of Christian Doctrine?

It's because of the lists of rumoured killings by their god they've been hearing right from the bible time till our present days. When you die an atheist or a critic of their religion, they say it is their god who killed you. See one picture example below.

wow!

FEAR is what makes religion thrives...

Its so unbelievable that a multitude is still far retar.ded beyond imagination. It will take a really long time for people's brains to be upgraded...Not even in the next five generations

Lol, imagine the comments. seun come and laugh small na

Very good observation. Chritians are Herds(Sheep). Christ, The Herdsman(Shepherd) with no AK47, but a "Staff of Moses", Mohammed in Islam. The bleeping "imee imee" is actually Amen Amen to reflex the Christians Sheep's presense to Christ, The Great Shepherd(Herdsheep or HeadSheep) of the fold.

You mean you went there to look for trouble? This guy ehn?
Don't worry, some will take your advice by saying their own prayers instead of always saying amen to prayers of pastors or so

Hope you're OK now?

bennyann:
You mean you went there to look for trouble? This guy ehn?
Don't worry, some will take your advice by saying their own prayers instead of always saying amen to prayers of pastors or so

Hope you're OK now?

I didn't go there to look for trouble. I actually went there to tell them the truth. Is it hard to speak in Urim ni? Urim is very simple to use, e.g before the end of this month, divine favour shall locate you in Otem's name. Say imeee! I decree this prophetic utterance, you shall not die throughout this year, say Imeee !

You just bleat that imeee and see if you won't be surprised wonderfully this week. That's urim,so simple

orunto27:
Very good observation. Chritians are Herds(Sheep). Christ, The Herdsman(Shepherd) with no AK47, but a "Staff of Moses", Mohammed in Islam. The bleeping "imee imee" is actually Amen Amen to reflex the Christians Sheep's presense to Christ, The Great Shepherd(Herdsheep or HeadSheep) of the fold.

I like the way you choose your words.

OtemAtum:


I didn't go there to look for trouble. I actually went there to tell them the truth. Is it hard to speak in Urim ni? Urim is very simple to use, e.g before the end of this month, divine favour shall locate you in Otem's name. Say imeee! I decree this prophetic utterance, you shall not die throughout this year, say Imeee !

You just bleat that imeee and see if you won't be surprised wonderfully this week. That's urim,so simple

But did you say 'amen' to the pastor's own?

OtemAtum go find trouble àbí

adepeter26:
OtemAtum go find trouble àbí

Nah, nah, nah
I went there to tell them the truth. Imagine yesterday when I was with a relative. A pastor started praying on the radio and she started scampering about to be prayed for. She opened her bucket of drinking water down because the pastor said she should put water in front of her to bless it. Then pastor started praying asking her to be reciting everything he was saying. Then this got mw laughing when pastor said, "All the arrows inside my body...come out in Jesus name." Without thinking about the stAtement, she just recited the same thing. I began to ask her, is there any arrow in your body like this? She didn't gree o. She was just reciting the incantation, no matter what the pastor said

bennyann:


But did you say 'amen' to the pastor's own?

I didn't because my reason on that facebook page was to teach the people how to form their own urims and say amen to it instead of running after a 'womanizor' and 'decievor' like Suleiman.

bennyann:
You mean you went there to look for trouble? This guy ehn?
Don't worry, some will take your advice by saying their own prayers instead of always saying amen to prayers of pastors or so

Hope you're OK now?

the Christians' reaction was way overboard though

OtemAtum:


Nah, nah, nah
I went there to tell them the truth. Imagine yesterday when I was with a relative. A pastor started praying on the radio and she started scampering about to be prayed for. She opened her bucket of drinking water down because the pastor said she should put water in front of her to bless it. Then pastor started praying asking her to be reciting everything he was saying. Then this got mw laughing when pastor said, "All the arrows inside my body...come out in Jesus name." Without thinking about the stAtement, she just recited the same thing. I began to ask her, is there any arrow in your body like this? She didn't gree o. She was just reciting the incantation, no matter what the pastor said

The church beside my place one certain Sunday recited, and I kid you not, "every child of evil buried under my house be uprooted now in Jesus name"

7 times. 7 freaking times.

hopefulLandlord:


the Christians' reaction was way overboard though

I concur. You know I actually don't like the 'be the first to type amen and the likes. That alone turns me off.

OtemAtum:
I didn't because my reason on that facebook page was to teach the people how to form their own urims and say amen to it instead of running after a 'womanizor' and 'decievor' like Suleiman.

I understand you but you can't stop them from receiving the blessings of their leaders. You know the amen is a sign of believe

Anyway, so I won't say amen to yours since you do not say amen to anyone's prayer

Khonifer:


The church beside my place one certain Sunday recited, and I kid you not, "every child of evil buried under my house be uprooted now in Jesus name"

7 times. 7 freaking times.

bennyann:


I understand you but you can't stop them from receiving the blessings of their leaders. You know the amen is a sign of believe

Anyway, so I won't say amen to yours since you do not say amen to anyone's prayer

I didn't say you should say amen to mine but pls bleat imee! to it rather and your life shall never remain the same again

Thanks

orunto27:
Thanks

for what?

I'm drunk.

orunto27:
I'm drunk.

bennyann:


I concur. You know I actually don't like the 'be the first to type amen and the likes. That alone turns me off.

Benny, when are we getting married?

Bennyann come and feed your eyes

mrmrmister:


Benny, when are we getting married?

Which time this one start now?

Have mercy on me oo.

I'm used to this moniker but tell me your alternate so I can know who is messing with me.

I don't want to be the Ishi.love. Of Nairaland I beg.

OtemAtum:


Bennyann come and feed your eyes

Oh no! Not again when will you rest now? It's not a coincidence that you've come again, today being Sunday.

bennyann:



Which time this one start now?

Have mercy on me oo.

I'm used to this moniker but tell me your alternate so I can know who is messing with me.

I don't want to be the Ishi.love. Of Nairaland I beg.

I don't have an alternate.

bennyann:


Oh no! Not again when will you rest now? It's not a coincidence that you've come again, today being Sunday.

Did you observe the second comment? It shows how false stories of yahweh's killing here and there can help the Christian faith. Faith comes by scaring, and scaring by threats of death.

Believe in Jesus and go to heaven.
Disbelieve In Jesus and go to hell fire.
Linus Mba dem